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THE PRINT ARCHIVES From 1988 to 1996, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Information Club sent a twice-yearly newsletter to its members. A burgeoning membership roster and increased postal costs put an end to this practice, but those printed newsletters still exist here, in the Satellite News Print Archives. While we've made every effort to recreate the newsletters exactly as they appeared on the printed page, the sad fact is that HTML, the code that makes up web pages, is currently unable to handle exact page layout descriptions. So, instead, we've opted to post the back issues in Adobe's PDF format. This breaks our policy of not posting anything on the Satellite News that requires a plug-in, but it can't be helped. If you need the Adobe Acrobat Reader, you can dowload it by clicking HERE. New back issues will be posted every Saturday until they are all online. Version 1.1 - The very first Satellite News! (Formerly the Binding Polymer) Version 1.2 - The amazing second issue! Version 2.1 - Issue #3 appears to have two pages missing. Sorry. Version 2.2 - Issue #4 is all there, and it's all that! Version 3 - Only one issue of Satellite News was created in 1991. This is it. Version 4.1 - Spring 1992 (Updated Oct. 16 with higher-resolution file.) Version 4.2 - Fall 1992 Version 5.1 - Spring 1993 Version 5.2 - Fall 1993