Song: The Girl in Lovers' Lane Theme
Episode 509- The Girl in Lovers' Lane
Transcribed by Laura Fox
[In the theater]
(As
the lyric-less theme plays, J&TB come up with their own.)
Tom (singing): "The Girl in
Lover’s Lane"...
Crow(singing as Jack Elam's name appears
in the credits): With Jack Elam not Jack Lalanne...
Tom (singing): ...not
Lalanne... (Makes clip-clop noises along with the beat.)
Joel
(singing
as many names appear in the credits): And lots of
actors there’s no time to name...
Crow(singing as the screenplay
credit appears): A screenplay by Jo Heims
that’s pretty lame.
Tom (singing): ...laaaaame...
(sings out) The entire crew feels a sense of shame...
Crow (whispering): ...shame!...
Tom (singing):
...If only
they had half a brain,
They could
attain
A measure of
fame,
From a film
like "Shane"....
But no! To
their disdain,
"The Girl in
Lover’s Lane"...!
(Joel makes
whip-crack noise.)
Crow(announcer voice): "The Girl in Lover’s Lane!"
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