Bit: Sony Underground Opening Transcribed by Andrew (TheUmbilicus) Gelman The following is the opening segment from a 1998 edition of Sony's "Sony Underground" CD that featured the MST3K crew. [SOL] (Mike, Crow and Servo are playing their own individual games on their own individual TVs as camera pulls back.) Tom: Kick! Punch! Opal! Crow: Stupid penguins! Mike: C'mon...rats! Another goal in. Hi everyone, Mike Nelson here from the Sci-fi Channels' 'Mystery Science Theater 3000. Along with Crow T. Robot... Crow: Can't talk. Must play. Mike: ..and Tom Servo. Tom: Block, kick, punch! Mike: The good folks at Playstation Underground asked us to look at some of their work from the past years. Tom: Yeah, meaning they bought us off with a bunch of Playstations. Crow: ...and a mess of neat games. Mike: Oh well, uh and we're gonna head into the theater in a minute, but uh, first I just wanna get one more goal at NHL Faceoff '98. Tom: Meaning ya fairly stink at it! Huh! Mike: Hey. Tom: Well my arms don't work and I'm doing better than you! JUMP, KICK, TURN! Crow: Yeah, Mike, why don't you go back to playing Pong. Tom: Yeah, face it bub. You'll never master the subtle power of Parappa the Rappa. Crow: ...or the lightning fast reflexes of Crash Bandicoot! (Mike looks at Crows TV) Mike: Oh really, Crow, is that why Crash keeps getting pummeled by penguins, huh? Crow: Well it's slippery in there! Hey, c'mon, Bandicoot, ya big....THING! (Mike now looks at Tom's TV) Mike: And uh, Tom. I noticed your onion head guy has fallen down a lot and, well uh, farty. Tom: Well yeah, I want him to do that. Mike: Well don't get cocky it's gonna get rocky. (Lights flash and sound buzzes.) We're gonna head into the theater now... Mike, Crow and Tom:: UNDERGROUND SIGN!!! (cut) .