Bit: Bowlin' BotsEpisode: K14- Mighty Jack[SOL] (Crow's head is sticking up from under the desk. Crow suddenly zooms off camera and you hear bowling pins crashing. Crow returns) Crow: Oh! Seven-ten split. That's gonna be hard to beat. Tom (off-screen): Here we are at the fifth ring. Crow's staring at a nasty seven-ten split for the inter-satellite championship. Oh, it's a good... Looking good! It is! (Crow zooms off screen again. more pins crash. Crow returns. Joel and Tom enter.) Crow: Bingo! Joel: Allright! Crow: Oh, that puts me over a ninety. Joel: Good shot. Crow: Oh boy, I hate these rental shoes, though. No matter how much you spray in, they still smell funny. Tom: Shh! Joel: Hey, wait a minute! I didn't know you could smell. Tom: xnay... Crow: Uh, did I say smell? I meant spectro-analysis, of course. Joel: Hey uh, let's play Murderball now! Tom: Uh... no. Joel: No? Hey, I uh... created you guys. I invented your world and when I say I want to play Murderball, we play Murderball! Crow: Okay. Uh, not it! Tom: Not it! Joel: Wait a minute, do over. Crow: Not it! Tom: Not it! Joel: Not it. Um... How 'bout... I know, let's play Rock-Scissors-Paper... with Crow. Crow: No way! Tom: Why not? Joel: Yeah, why? Crow: No, I'm not gonna play that with you. Look at my hand! See? I can only be scissors and you get rock all the time. Joel: Well, I... It's the luck of the draw, you know? Tom: Okay, you win everything. Crow: Bye Joel. See ya later. Why don't you go home to your mom? I'm your friend... Not! Tom: C'mon, let's ditch the dweeb. (robots leave) Joel (imitating robots): Hey, thanks for creating me, Joel! (to cambot) Next time, no free will. Movie Sign. (cut) |