Bit: Mike is the Gesture Professor
Episode: 803- The Mole People
[SOL]
Crow: Alright, hit me.
Tom: I can't. My
arms don't work.
(Hexfield light flashes)
Tom: Oh, Mike.
Someone's calling from the Hexfield.
Mike: Could you
get it? I'm super awfully busy right now.
Tom: Alright, I'm
your slave. (Hits the button with his head. Hexfield opens
with Mike dressed as a professor and a drawing of layers of
the Earth.)
Mike (In a deep voice): Hi, it's me the gesture professor
from the beginning of the movie. We're going down, down,
down...
Tom: Uh,
Mike.
Mike: No, it's
me, the gesture professor... (Bots go over to where Mike is
standing.)
Tom: Mike, stop.
Mike, stop!
Crow: Mike, I'm a
guy seeing you do this impression. Where do I...laugh? Mike,
what makes this funny to *me*?
Mike:
(embarrased) I don't know. (suddenly angry and defensive)
Well, you guys get to do your funny things like your
creemhorns and your crumhorns and I don't say a word about
one. Then I try to add a little levity and you jump all over
me.
Crow: Maybe
you're right, Mike. But, come to us with that stuff. Talk to
us. 'Cause this, this, this...this is no good.
Tom: So you wanna
finish your little skit honey?
Mike: No.
Tom: Now give me
a hug. (Mike hugs Servo) Now say you're sorry to Crow.
Mike: Sorry,
Crow.
Tom: Now, why
don't you sit here and think about it for a while. (they
leave, Mike pouts)
(Commercial sign button flashes)
Mike: We'll be right down, down, down...
Tom and Crow: (from off
camera) MIKE!!
(cut)
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