Bit: The Mads Plot Murder
Episode: 512- Mitchell
[SOL]
(Joel and Servo wearing backpacks and
Crow colored in army fatigues with a dagger in his
mouth.)
Joel: Okay, now
you guys, we got about three minutes before we're due back
in the theater, so we got to do this Outward Bound
experience toot-sweet, okay? Servo, you know the drill.
Tom: Roger! Joel
lowers us into the refuse trench and we have but ninety
seconds to field strip ourselves and reassemble ourselves
while dangling from our popos in the stinky darkness.
Ready.
Joel: Mm-hmm.
Commando Crow, are you ready?
Crow:
Grrrrrrrr!
Gypsy: You kids
be careful!
Joel (to
Gypsy): Don't worry,
ma'am, we'll bring 'em back alive. Let's go! (Joel and Servo
sing while Crow grunts): Action Jackson is my name...! (They
march off screen)
Gypsy:
Bye...bye...see ya later! (Mad light starts to blink) Oh!
Oh, the light...uh, guys? Guys! Uh, the evil
underpants...hey, guys! Uh, hello sirs?
[Deep 13]
(The Mads talking to each other with Mike
in the background trying on different hats)
Frank: Don't
worry, doctor, I knew when we brought him on that we'd have
to eliminate him; that's half the fun.
Dr.
F.: Yes, Frank, but how? These
things must be done delicately (Starts laughing).
[SOL]
(Shot of Gypsy staring into the
screen.)
[Deep 13]
Frank: After all, he knew going in that this was only a
"temporary" situation.
Dr.
F.: Yes, and now I want this
"temporary" situation taken care of...permanently! (Both
start to laugh)
Frank: Are we
talking about the same thing?
[SOL]
(Shot of Gypsy staring into the
screen.)
[Deep 13]
(In this conversation, we see very close
shots of Dr. F's and Frank's mouths, as they face each other
speaking, the camera pans back and forth.)
Dr.
F.: He's been a canker sore in my
gumline for too long!
Frank: The way he
struts around like he owns the place. Pah!
Dr.
F.: Let's use method number
fifty-three, hmm?
Frank: Yes,
elegant...painful.
Dr.
F.: And it leaves nothing behind
but the great smell of Brut! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Frank: Ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
[SOL]
(Shot of Gypsy staring into the
screen.)
[Deep 13]
[Wider shot of the Mads looking at each
other and laughing.]
Frank: Let's do
it now!
Dr.
F.: No, no. Patience, my little
henchman. Let's wait until after the experiment.
Frank: Yes,
brilliant, make him work for it. And then?
Dr.
F.: And then our little
be-jumpsuited fool will be history! (Both start to laugh.
All the laughing gets Mike's attention. Dr. F. turns to him
and shouts angrily.) Get back to work!
[SOL]
Gypsy: Jumpsuit!?! Fool!?! They're going to kill Joel!
(Starts flailing around frantically.) They're going to kill
Joel! They're going to kill Joel! Help! What do I do? What
do I do? I gotta get him outta here! They're gonna kill him!
Help!!!...Easy, girl! Take it easy. Calm down, breathe
through your nose...Here we go...That does it. Easy does it.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay...They're going to kill
Joel! Ahhhh!!! (faints)
(cut)
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