Bit: DIY BellybuttonsEpisode 509: The Girl in Lover’s LaneTranscribed by Laura Fox[SOL](Crow is wearing safety goggles and a shop apron as Tom lays under a drill press. Crow is whistling.)Tom: Come on, Crow, let’s go! Crow: Yeah, yeah, just a sec, Tom. ---Hi everyone! Welcome to the Satellite of Love. I’m Crow. T. Robot, and this ‘ere’s Tom Servo! Tom: Howdy! Crow: We’re retrofitting each other with belly buttons. Tom: Yup. Turns out our compeer Joel Robinson completely overlooked belly buttons! Crow: So we’re just doin’ it ourselves. Tom: Yup---oh. Crow: ...And there’s a good chance we’re doing something incredibly stupid. (laughs) Tom: Again! (laughs) Crow: Yeah! (both still laughing) Tom: But once it’s done, Joel can’t do anything about it, heh heh. ---Uh, this isn’t gonna hurt, is it, Crow? Crow: Naaaah! Mariette Hartley had two navels in Genesis 2. Tom: Owkay. ---Oh, oh, be sure to put some lint in it, too. Crow: Sure! Tom: All right--- Crow: Okay--- Tom: Let’s DO IT!!!! (Both ‘Bots laugh maniacally as Crow fires up the drill press; Joel enters from screen left with a laundry basket, which he throws back out of the shot in shock.) Joel: GOOD GRAVY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!? (Rushes around and shuts off the drill press) Crow: Well, uh, hi Joel, we’re giving each other belly buttons. Joel: ...can’t do that! Crow: Oh. Okay. We weren’t that sure. Tom: (sighs heavily) Why, Joel, why? Why can’t you give me the gift of one simple belly button!? Look at me, Joel! I, who have none... Crow: Yeah, Joel, we don’t wanna feel weird around the other guys in the locker room. The Bots: Pleeeeeez, please, please oh please oh please oh ple-he-heeez . . . Joel: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, okay! (He merrily switches the drill press on again) The Bots: Yaaaay! Whoo-hoo!! Tom: Hey, if this works out, can I have an adam’s apple?? (Cut to spinning logo amid general laughter; sound of drill on plastic) Tom: (still laughing) Ah, ooh, ow, oh yeah-hah-hah . . . (Commercial sign) |