Bit: Mike Trips

Episode: 1008- Final Justice

Transcribed by Jacob "JakeThFake" Churosh

[SOL]

(Tom and Crow are watching a looped clip on the screen which shows the blooper from the movie where they show the same shot twice of a guy sliding down the wall after being shot.)

Tom: Okay, check this out....Hang on, watch this--See? A-a-and....THERE! (Crow laughs scornfully.) Same shot used twice!
Crow: Heh. Continuity? UH uh!! (Calling off camera) Hey, Mike, come in here, you gotta see this....
Tom: Yeah, it's time to complain to Pearl. (Behind them, Mike walks by, trips and falls down.) Hey Pearl, these movies you send us....

[Castle Forrester]

(Pearl, in pajamas and smoking jacket, looks up from her copy of the WORLD WAR ONE SOURCEBOOK.)

Pearl: Oh, good one, Neldork. What do you want? I'm busy.

[SOL]

(Mike walks by and trips again.)

Tom: Look at that, Mike's tripping, Pearl!

[Castle]

Pearl: Yeah, AGAIN. What's HIS problem?

[SOL]

(Mike walks by and trips again.)

Tom: You see, sometimes Mike just trips.

[Castle]

Pearl: Uh huh. Would you get him to stop?

[SOL]

(Mike walks by and trips again.)

Tom: This is just one of those times....

[Castle]

Pearl: Oh, I see. You're COMPLAINING. You're making the point that once in a while these movies leave a little something to be--

[SOL]

(Mike walks by and trips again.)

Tom: Oops, can't talk now, Mike's tripping!

[Castle]

Pearl: Look, I GET it....

[SOL]

(Mike walks by and trips again.)

Tom: I'll have to get back to you, Mike's tripping!

[Castle]

Pearl: Okay! Fine! Now can I g--

[SOL]

(Mike walks by and trips again.)

Tom: Sorry, Mike's tripping, gotta go!

[Castle]

Pearl: I GET the POINT! Now would you stop and let me f--

[SOL]

(Mike walks by and trips again.)

Tom: What's that you say? Mike's tripping....

[Castle]

Pearl: OKAY!! I PROMISE I WILL NEVER SEND ANOTHER BAD MOVIE WITH JOE DON BAKER IN WHICH A DARK-HAIRED SHERIFF IN A SMALL ROLE GETS SHOT AND SLIDES DOWN THE SAME WALL TWICE!! OKAY?! HAPPY?!?!

[SOL]

(M&TB are celebrating with cans of beer.)

Tom: All RIGHT! Heh heh.
Crow: It was hard, but it was worth it....
Tom: Uh huh.
Mike: Yep. We'll be right back. Nice job. (He takes a big slug out of his beer, then loses his balance and falls backwards.)
Crow: Oops, Mike's tripping.
Tom: I'll say.

[Commercial sign.]

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