Song: SODIUM! Episode: 817- HORROR OF PARTY BEACH Transcription by MST3kCommander Mike: Hey, everyone! You know, Tom, Crow, and I were talking about how the kids today don't know squat about sodium. Crow: Yeah. I couldn't of put it better myself, Mike. Why the shocking lack of sodium taught at schools today is shocking. Tom: That's right, Crow. So we asked ourselves: How, how, do we reach kids today about sodium. Crow: How? How? How? Mike: Through the Rock N' Roll Music that the kids seem to like. (50s-era doo-wop style music begins) Crow: Hit It! (Singing) Tom: Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Mike: Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Crow: Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Mike: Yeah! Sodium! There is Sodium. Yeah! Tom and Crow: Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Mike: It's Sodium, baby! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! (Music Stops) Crow (spoken): Sodium. .