Song: THE BOUNCY, UPBEAT SONG Episode: 619- Red Zone Cuba Crow: Ohhh, ohhh. You know, aside from the fact that I'll never experience joy in my life I don't think Red Zone Cuba had any kind of negative effect on me. Mike: Yeah, even being Carol Channing didn't shield me from the effect of this one. Tom: Well, hey! I know what we can do to cheer ourselves up! Let's sing us a bouncy, upbeat song! Okay!? Crow: That's a great idea! Mike: Okay! Tom: Hit it, Cambot! (singing) Whenever I want to cry and bawl Because I'm feeling sad I think of ironing boards and drywall And then I don't feel so bad! Crow (singing): Whenever I'm feeling down and blue And sorry for myself I get some staples and some glue And I'm happy as an elf! Mike (singing): Whenever I start to mope and pout And there's nothing left in my soul I check the toilet paper and if we're out I buy another roll! Gypsy (singing): Have you ever touched a Post-it Note? Have you ever looked at boots? Have you ever sat down in a chair? Have you ever used a paper clip? Crow: So if you listen to our advice Tom: And you wanna feel terrific! Gypsy: Do things that make you feel nice Mike: I wish we could be more specific! .