Song: Merry Christmas, If That's Okay

Episode: 521-Santa Claus

(Mike & Bots in sweaters & scarfs with Christmas carol books...)

Mike: Crow, Tom and I have written and are going to perform an original Christmas Carol.
Crow: Uh, Mike, it's NOT just for Christmas It's for holidays of ALL faiths.
Tom: And don't call it a 'carol' because Carol is a woman's name and we want this to be all-inclusive.
Mike: Okay, why don't you hit it, Cambot? (Music starts)

Mike (singing):
Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today!
Although you may not share our beliefs system
Which is perfectly OKAY

Crow:
Maybe you worship an abstract being that is kind of vague
Or maybe you just worship a guy who's name is Greg

Tom:
Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called 'Lent'
But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent!

Mike (as Tom harmonizes):
So sit around the fire
And have a chestnut roast
Or raise a glass in toast

All:
To Happy Day's Donnie Most!

Tom:
But if you prefer to eat Indian food on Christmas Day
I can only shrug my shoulders and say "Namuste"

Crow (as Mike harmonizes):
Personally I prefer
Turkey, gravy and salad
But let's never forget

All:
All cultures are valid!

Mike: So let's have peace on earth and cut out all the bull.
Crow: Moooooooo!
Mike: Let's have a holiday season that's multi-cultural.
Crow: If there's one point we'd like to make
With this festive holiday song
Tom: It's that Christmas comes
Just once a year
So for a few days
For crying out loud!
All: Can we all just get along?!?

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