Song: THE JANITOR SONG Episode: 514-Teenage Strangler Mike: The bell has rung School is out The kids have all gone home All I do is sweep and pout I'm left here all alone I make sure the hallways are gleaming I keep the garbage at bay But inside my heart will be screaming How did I end up this way? I'm a janitor! A janitor! I clean up the puke at your school A large fistfull of sawdust Is my essential tool I'm a janitor! A janitor! I start work early each morn I have a drinking problem and a large collection of porn! I'm a janitor! A janitor! I'm looked on as kind of a leech But at least I get more respect than the ones who have to teach! Bots: He's a janitor! A janitor! Please don't sell him short If you get him too mad Mike: I'll show you my disgusting wart! Bots: Ugghh! Yechh! He's a janitor! A janitor! Mike: Yeah, I'm a janitor! You got a problem with that? Bots: He just needs to be loved and respected He once dated Josephine the Plumber Mike: And guess what? Yeah, I was rejected Bots: Go figure! He's a janitor! A janitor! Mike: Yeah, I'm a janitor! Bots: We both think he's pretty keen I hope you liked our presentation And now, back to Deep 13! Tom: (Falsetto) What do you think, sirs? .