Song: WILD REBELS CEREAL Episode: 207- WILD REBELS Transcribed by "chris, waffle king of milwaukee" Joel: We'll be right back after this important message. Tom (whispered): Let's go. Okay. Got the box. Ready? Cue. Joel: Hey kids! (Bassline from movie begins) All (singing): They're Wild Rebels, crunchy, fruity rebels. Pouring milk on them is like shooting off a gun. Joel (spoken): Wild Rebels cereal, the nutritous cereal that's like getting hit on the back of the head with a surfboard of flavor! Tom: Look, marshmallow Fatties! Crow: Sugary Lindas! Joel: I got tangy, twangy Banjos! Tom: Crrrunchy Oat-Rods! Crow: And Jeeters, too! Die Jeeter, die! (bassline stops) Magic Voice: Kids? What are you doing in there? All (innocently): Having a good breakfast, Mom! (bassline begins again) Crow: Pour on the milk! Tom: One, two, one two three four. All (singing): Wild Rebels, punchy, crunchy rebels, don't bust your teeth on something sweet and hard! Joel (spoken): Wild Rebels cereal, part of a complete breakfast. Crow: Hey! There's a cheap surprise inside! Joel: I got a gun! Tom: I got a sawed off pool cue with a leather strap! Crow: I got a chunk of hose filled with lead shot! Tom: All right, let's take it home! All (singing): They won't get soft or squishy, better eat 'em or your a sissy, just pound 'em down, you stupid clown, they're Wiiiiild! Joel: Wild Rebels cereal, just eat 'em. (Movie sign lights and sirens go off) Whoa! We've got movie sign! .