List: The Many Names of Touch Conners Episode: 503- Swamp Diamonds (Editors note: this list was edited together from several discussions on the issue, and duplicate suggestions have been removed.) Tom: I wonder what other names Touch Conners considered before he hit on 'Touch'? Crow: 'Thrust' Joel: 'Jab' Tom: 'Fudge' Joel: 'Crunch' Crow: 'Blast' Tom: 'Smidge' Joel: 'Shout' Crow: 'Batch' Tom: 'Scrod' Joel: 'Flake' Crow: 'Wink' Tom: 'Sploot' Tom: 'Pinch' Conners? Crow: 'Probe' Conners! Joel: 'Wing' Conners. Tom: 'Snake' Tom: 'Grunt' Conners? Crow: 'Flink' Tom: 'Pat'? Joel: What about 'Hal'? Tom: 'Hal'?! Joel (Considers name): No... Tom: Snack? Slap? .