Bit: Accidental On-Turning Episode: 907- Hobgoblins Transcribed by The WereTorgo [SOL] (Mike and Tom are standing back-to-back) Tom: Well, I'm sorry, Mike. Mike: Well, there! You just did it *again*! Tom: What the-- oh, GOD. Mike (To Cambot): Hi everyone, welcome to the Satellite of Love. Servo and I were just talking-- Tom: Look. I didn't mean to turn you on, and I'm really sorry. Mike (To Cambot): Well, you know, ever since Robert Palmer introduced to concept of accidental turn-ons in his song, "I didn't mean to turn you on," well, there's been a lot of involuntary on-turning around here. Crow (Pops up from under desk): Hey there, guys, what's up? Tom: CROW! Crow: Oh, *no!* Did I just turn you on again? Tom: Yes... you *know* you did. Geez-- Crow: I am sorry. I tried NOT to turn you on, but I guess I unintentionally did. Mike: You know, let's all try to be a little more careful about turning each other on, okay? Crow: Sure, Mike... Tom: Right, Mike... Mike (to Cambot): And, you folks at home - be a little more careful, don't involuntarily turn anyone on, okay? We'll be right back. Crow and Tom: MIKE!? Mike: Did I!? (...and into commercial, with the sounds of M&TB bickering underneath) [commercial.] (Coming out of commercial, M&TB are standing behind the desk.) Crow: Oh, now THERE! (To Tom) You did *so* mean to turn me on that time! Tom: Okay, I admit it! I turned you on on purpose, okay? Cause I was upset so I turned you on so BIG DEAL. Mike (to SERVO): Well now you just turned ME on. Can't you do *anything* without turning people on? It's just-- Tom: Well, that's nice. (Servo goes on, but is largely inaudible. All of the following overlaps.) Mike (to Crow): Well you turned me on-- Crow: --I did not-- Mike: --Before he-- Crow: --It's your imagination! Mike: Yes, you did! You turned me on-- This host segment continues on bit907b... .