Bit: The Holy Blob
Episode: 906- The Space Children
[SOL]
Mike: Well, that
Saint Matthew is a cracking good screenwriter, don't you
think?
Crow: Oh
yeah!
Tom: Sure is.
(Cambot pans back, and we can see a blob like in the
movie)
Crow: Say, what
do you know? It's that blob from the movie, the blob sent
from heaven.
Mike: Well, he
must want us to get rid of our nuclear bombs. (Blob
shakes)
Crow: He says
yes.
Mike: I don't
think we have any bombs Mr. Holy Blob, uh, Crow, any nuclear
bombs? (Servo whistles nervously.)
Crow: Oh, nary a
one, Mike.
Mike: Servo, you
got any?
Tom
(hurriedly):
Uh, no no no, not at all, nope,
no nuclear bombs here, sorry, no siree, heh heh! (blob
advances towards Servo) Well, maybe one.
Crow &
Mike: Servo!
Tom: Look. I
wouldn't call it a nuclear bomb, per se, it's really more of
like a neutron device, you know? (gets nervous) Look, uh,
what's the big deal, you guys? I mean, look: I like to
cruise estate sales. I bought it at one of those. Thought it
might be a good deterrent against, uh, you guys some
day.
Crow: Wow!
Tom: All right,
geez, I'll go to my room and get it, it's under the bed. Why
a stupid, peace-loving blob from heaven anyway, I don't
know. It's. . . (Servo exits)
(red light)
Mike: Oh, oops! Pearl's calling. So. . .
Crow: So, get you
a beer, Holy Blob? (Blob shakes.) Coming right up!
(cut)
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