Bit: Pitch's Line of Devil Dolls
Episode: 818- Devil Doll
[SOL]
(Pitch and Crow are at the desk.)
Crow: Wow, I see
your point. They are great bargains.
Pitch:
And the more devil dolls you buy,
the greater your savings.
Crow: Well,
that's true isn't it. (Mike walks by, not noticing of
Pitch.)
Mike: Hey, Crow.
What's up?
Crow: Hi, Mike.
Just making a deal with this devil. (Mike walks by again in
the opposite direction, still unaware.)
Mike: Okay, well
I'm just putting up some preserves.
Crow:
Alright.
Pitch:
And if you sign up for our
special offer, you'll get free doll accessories like
this...(Mike walks in suddenly.)
Mike: Crow!! Are
you insane?!! This is the Devil.
Pitch:
Well, I'm a devil not the Devil.
My name's Pitch. How are you doing? (Pitch offers his
hand.)
Mike: Get thee
behind me!
Pitch:
Hey, relax pal. I'm just trying
to make an honest living here.
Crow: Yeah,
Mike.
Mike: Crow, how
could you make a deal with the Devil?
Crow: How could I
not, Mike? With prices like these?
Mike: Very funny.
Don't you smell the evil?
Crow: I smell a
great bargain. OK now.
Pitch:
Now, Mike, please, as a personal
favor to me, please take a look at this beautiful doll.
(Pitch offers mike a doll)
Crow: And look at
these beautiful prices.
Pitch: Plus a ten percent discount on any future dolls if
you sign a small agreement with us. Let me say at this point
that none other than Mrs. Demi Moore herself collects dolls
and has found this agreement to be very much to her
advantage. She and Bruce have been friends with our
organization for some time now...
Mike
(considering): Really...? (Now
realizing what he's doing.) Oh, what am I thinking?! Get
thee gone foul demon. Get the gone evil servant of the man
goat.
Crow: Stop it.
You're embarrassing me. Have you know manners at all?
Pitch:
Look, I can tell where I'm not
wanted. Here's my card. Give me a call sometime when Max Von
Sydow here isn't around.
Crow: Oh, Pi-.
Geez. You know, Mike, nice going.
Mike: What? I
just saved your mortal soul.
Crow: Well I
could have saved a lot more on my doll budget. Oh, forget
it. I've got to go meet Marilyn Manson for lunch. (Crow
starts to walk away while Mike raises his hands.)
Mike: See?
Crow: What! What,
it's lunch it's not like I'm going to marry the guy.
Mike (to
Cambot): We'll be right
back! (To Crow.) But even one lunch you know, with the guy
and Satan and everything.
(Cut.)
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