Bit: PLAYING "DOG AND BEAR"Episode: 816- Prince of SpaceTranscription by JSChiv@aol.com
[SOL] (Crow, dressed as a bear, enters, followed by Servo, dressed as a dog.) Crow: Mike! Mike! Mike! Tom: Grr...woooff... Mike: What's going on here! (to Tom) down, down, down! Crow: We were playing dog and bear, you know, and Servo was chasing me and I ran panicked over logs and through streams, you know, maddened with primal terror, you know, and I turned and raked my deadly claws against his howling snout, you know, and I rose to my hind feet, towering, and still bellowing he came, and I mewled and spewed gore from my wounds and snot from my flaring wild maw and...and...and we were locked like lovers and, and, and, and I was encurled by [??] spotted hound bodies and my entrails were hanging out and I tried a savage feral roar but, alas, my force was spent and I died. Then Servo took it too far...(cries) Mike: I understand. Is that what happened, Servo? Tom: Well, I guess that's about right. I mean, what's too far when your entrails are spilling out. I mean, where's the line? Mike: I see your point. But I tell you what...why don't you guys just play a nice game? Both: Ok, ok. Crow: Could you stick my entrails back in, Mike? Mike: Sure I will. (mimes putting imaginary entrails back. To Cambot) We'll be right back...entrails back in... Tom: Woof, woof.
(after commercial break. Crow and Tom are now frolicking happily) Bots: la la la la... Mike: What's so funny guys? 'Cause you're not playing dog and bear again, are you? 'Cause you know how that can get out of hand. Crow: Oh, no, now we're playing sea lion and squirrel and we have nothing at all to do with each other. Tom: And it's fun! |