Bit: TURN YOUR CRANK TO FRANK!
Episode: 610- The Violent Years
[SOL]
(As the last door from the theater
closes...)
Tom (to Mike, who apparently is trying to
learn the song): Hum-didda hee-hee--
Crow: Hey,
Mike!
Mike: Yeah...
Crow: I figured
out, it would be a lot more convenient for all of us if you
moved the Mads' light over to the left a little.
Mike: OK. (He
starts moving the signal lights to the left a little) All
right...
Crow: Whoa! Whoa
whoa whoa whoa! Back... back...just a little.
Mike
(slowly moves the lights
back): Back? Just a
little bit this way?
Crow: Back
back... Nudge! Oh... just a nudge... little more...
Mike: There...
there? (as he moves the lights)
Crow: Inch
more... inch more... teensy... teensy... baby steps...
baby... oh there whoa... whoa... Stop! (Crow stares at the
lights, now back in their original position. The red one
begins to blink) Whooo. Huh. Weird...)
[ Deep 13]
(Close up of Dr. Forester and
Frank)
Dr. F: Bad news, Mike. Our theme song tested rather
poorly and, well, I'm a big time executive and I made a snap
decision. We're going to start our own radio station and
we're going to name it FRANK!
Frank (his face
showing excitement): A radio
station... called FRANK?!
Dr.
F: That's right. So come on! Turn
your crank to FRANK!
Frank: Less
talk...
Dr.
F: And more new country...
Frank:
Wynonna...
Dr.
F: Billy Ray Cyrus...
Frank: Love that
FRANK!
[SOL]
Tom: Hookay (rather nervously) ha ha.
Mike: Yeah. You
know I can't promise that I personally will be turning my
crank to FRANK but I--
[Deep 13]
Frank: But it's a radio station... called FRANK!
Dr.
F: More Garth! More Reba!
Frank:
Wynonna
[SOL]
(Mike and the bots are simultaneously
debating the concept of FRANK when the Hexfield Viewscreen
opens revealing Dr.F. Mike and the bots stop talking and
look at the screen.)
Dr. F (sternly): Brooks and
Dunn. (The view screen closes)
Crow: I don't
even know about... (The view screen opens again)
Dr. F
(more sternly):
Brooks and Dunn!
Frank
(poking his head on to the
screen): Wynonna. (The
view screen closes)
Tom
(confused): Tsk... What is
Wynonna?
Mike
(perplexed): I don't
know...
[Deep 13]
Frank: Don't you see how great it is?! My name is Frank,
the radio station's name is FRANK! It's totally
uncharacteristic to name a radio station FRANK.
Dr.
F: More Garth. Moooore Reba!
Frank
(softly): Wynonna.
[SOL]
Tom: Am I out of Reba? Do I need more Reba?
Crow: Or *any*
Wynonna?
(Commercial Sign lights start
flashing.)
Mike: I don't know. Sorry, guys, gotta think about this
one. Turning my crank to FRANK... I'm not... I don't think
that...
(M&TB quietly discuss the merits of
crank turning as we go to commercial.)
(cut)
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