Bit: "I DON'T GET YOU."
Episode: 421- Monster A-Go-Go
Crow: (Humming, working
on a ship in a boat) Hum didda hee-hee. Hua-hua! Hum didda hee-hee. Hua-hua! Hummm
(Gypsy enters) Gypsy:
Hi!
Crow: (Preoccupied
with model)...Hi! Didda hee-hee. Hua-hua!
Gypsy: Ummmm...Ahhhh...Ummm...(Leaves
hurridly, then returns)...Crow?
Crow: Yes?
Gypsy: I don't
get you!
Crow: Oh?
Gypsy: Are you
mad?
Crow: (Gruffly)
NOO!! (Calmer) No.
Gypsy: Good. Because
I want to like you, but I just don't understand where you're coming from.
Crow: Sure...Uh...What's
not to get, though Gypsy? I just am. I hang out.
Gypsy: Ohh. Oh.
I know. It's just that, well, you know, I don't really get you.
Crow: Well, okay...Maybe
I can help. To start with, uh, I'm a robot. I use cyber-based bubble memory. Is THAT
what's confusing you?
Gypsy: Uhh...No.
Crow: Is it that
I work off UNIX and can use a variety of operating systems?
Gypsy: Uhh...I
guess that's a start...
Crow: Well...I've
undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to
what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current Zarasthustrian
sense of self. Is that it?
Gypsy: Nooo...If
that helps you, its good, but...
Crow: Gypsy! I
don't know what...Is it that I often panic when making sandwiches?
Gypsy: Yeah! Well
maybe its that kind of thing...
Crow: Is it that
I smell conspiracy in everything and I don't know what I mean most of the time?
Gypsy: Uh, that's
perhaps a small piece of the puzzle...but...
Crow: Gypsy...Is
it an odor?
Gypsy: No. Well...No.
Well...maybe it's TOM I don't get!
Crow: (Losing
all patience) Ohhhh brother! Like a Zippo lighter without any flint! I can't believe
it...(exits)
Tom: (Tom Servo
enters the scene humming) Hum didda hee-hee. (Sees model.) Ugghh...
Gypsy: Tom...I
don't get you!
Tom: (Confidently)
Nobody does! I'm the wind, baby! (Exits quickly, still humming). Hum didda hee-hee.
(Cut)
.
|