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Episode: 212- Godzilla vs. Megalon
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Joel: Hi, welcome to the Satellite of love. And on
today's show, we're going to show you how to keep those
holiday goiters to a minimum. The secret? Ordinary table
salt.
Crow: Then we'll
talk to Moms Mabley, and she'll tell us how she kept up a
good attitude despite being dead for twenty years.
(Laughs.)
Tom: The circus
is in town, and I'm going on location, cleaning up after
those big bull elephants. (Laughs.)
Joel: And later,
Robert Goulet will be stopping by and swinging into high,
singing a song and then showing his famous Bloody Mary mix.
I hope he sings the song first, if you know what I mean.
(All laugh.)
Tom: I know what
you mean.
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Crow: And for you
bachelors, we're expecting a visit from Wanda McHale and her
whale of a tale, so start your popcorn popping now,
boys!
Tom: And I'll be
on location. A man who ate his weight in Silly Putty? We'll
see it!
Joel: I bet he
can, uh...you know...take impressions of newspapers right
off his, uh, elbow or something. (All laugh.) Anyway, on a
sadder note, Moms Mabley's attitude really isn't doing that
well.
Tom: Awww.
Crow: Awww.
Yeah...well, maybe she should try Robert Goulet's Bloody
Mary mix. (All laugh.)
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