Bit: SPACOM Episode: 109- Project Moonbase Crow: It's new! Tom: It's improved! Crow: It's Spacom, as seen in the movie "Project Moonbase." Tom: Yes, Spacom, the miracle home product you thought you'd never need. Crow: Part wood, part industrial resin, part processed pasteurized cheese food product. Tom: That valuable china cracked? No problem. Just a dab of Spacom will do the trick. Crow: Try Spacom on an onion roll for a real lunchtime treat. Tom: Takes care of rust on that old jalopy, and ladies will just love how Spacom removes those nagging liver spots and planters warts. Crow: Slice thin for a fabulous roast substitute. Tom: Kids will just have a ball with Spacom. Crow: Change your mother into a basketball and drive out rodents and other household pets. Tom: Include Spacom in your next oil change to lubricate and remove diaper rash while it whitens your wash and melts those pounds away. Crow: Make Polynesian cheese devils with a little marshmallow creme, a handful of crunchy fire ants, and *lots* of velvety Spacom. Tom: Eskimos love the way Spacom takes the gum out of diesel generators. Crow: Mom loves the way it cleans jewelry. Tom: Dad loves the way it takes the paint off that old table in the attic. Crow: And kids just love it for a snack anytime. Tom: Massage it into your scalp for a refreshing change of mind. Crow: Rub it into your chest and feel the petroleum vapors go to work. Tom: Not an aerosol, not a paste, and not available in any store. Crow: It's Spacom! And it's available at this one-time, low, low, everyday bargain price. Tom: And if you order now, you will receive at no extra charge a year's supply of Spacom! Crow: Cuts through this tomato like it was a tin can. Tom: Snapples caps off of jars, bottles, and the baby! Joel: And, boy, does it catch fish! .