Bit: The Roman the Ro-Man Pagent Episode: 107- Robot Monster Transcribed by heiner@asu.edu [SOL] (Joel and bots rise into view, wearing trash bags and humming. As one person speaks, the others keep humming the same music and swaying in time.) Joel: In honor of this week's film being over with, the robots and I have organized a brief skit titled...Servo? Tom (clears throat): The Life and Times of Roman the Ro-Man Pagent. Crow: Or, In Search of the Historical Robot Monster. (Brief humming interlude.) Joel: Fact: Roman the Ro-Man destroyed almost all of Earth's population save for six refugees. Yet, they all lived within a short walk of his cave. Tom: Fact: Roman the Ro-Man used a cosmic ray that kept the cities of the world intact, to be enjoyed later by all Ro-Man. Yet, he lived in a cave. And not even a very good cave. Crow: Heh, yeah, slag-heap. Oh. (clears throat) Fact: Roman the Ro-Man was an artificially created being devoid of any human passions, normal fears, tenderness, or forgiveness, ultimately lacking that which mortals cling to most: humanity. Yet he liked bubbles. (chuckles) (brief humming interlude) Joel: Roman the Ro-Man came from a civilization light-years ahead of Earth, or at least the Earth protrayed in the film. Yet, he frequently gestured like Howie Mandel. Go figure. Crow: We believe these truths to be self-evident--and obvious. Tom: Please give to the United Robot College Fund. Joel: Because an internal hard drive is a terrible thing to waste. Think about it, won't you? (All hold last hummed note and bow.) [Deep 13] Dr. F: Could we have sent a stranger person into space? What in the name of Jules Bergman was that? Erhardt: You think maybe he's had enough up there? I think he's snapped! Dr. F: By no means. (Hands Erhardt clipboard.) Here, file this. (Erhardt takes clipboard and walks away.) Well, until next week, Jumpsuit Joelie. (pushes button) (cut) .