Episode 906- The
Space Children
(with short: Century 21
Calling)
Movie
Summary: As is the case with
most of our films, everybody's depressed in The Space Children. A bunch of guys are working on "The
Thunderer," a new kind of nuke; they live in piping hot
trailers on a desolate California beach with their wives and
children. Everybody hates everybody; the most cheerful
character is a racist xenophobe played by Jackie Coogan.
As might be expected, the children (ages 5 to 41) are soon
contacted by a blob from space. The blob guides them in the
ways of sabotaging the military, and by the end The
Thunderer is in ruins, the blob flies away, and everyone's
left still in need of counseling and trying to sort out some
truly strange theology. Russell Johnson is in the film,
too.
The movie's preceded by a short feature, Century 21 Calling, that concerns some very white kids drenching
themselves in the phone technology of the future, from the
vantage point of the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.
Prologue: Servo has a kissing booth, and Mike buys a
budget kiss, only $49.99.
Segment
One: Pearl wires the castle
and the SOL with a new phone system, so she can take over
the world better with more efficient officing. It doesn't
work very well.
Segment Two: Mike silently imitates the grinning, pointing
star of the short. Crow and Servo take him down, hard.
Segment Three: Mike and the 'bots fail to launch a model
rocket, although they do succeed in blowing up Mike. Pearl
has a real rocket and plans to launch Bobo; to train him,
she spins him in a faulty centrifuge.
Segment Four: Crow introduces a sexy fashion line of very
skimpy fashions meant to be worn by Jackie Coogan.
Segment Five: The blob from the movie shows up and makes
Servo destroy his nuclear weapon. Pearl launches the rocket
but Bobo's not in it. It destroys the castle and kills them
all. Or does it?
Stinger: Russell Johnson staring.
Reflections: It
really is true that the one thing uniting our films is
depression. In at least 70 percent of them the characters
are just dejected, and they live in brown, stultifying
surroundings. The most famous example is perhaps
High School Big
Shot, a movie we did several
years ago on some other cable channel in which the last
image is a guy hanging (by a rope, I mean, around his neck)
from his dining room chandelier.
The same actor also turns up in I Was A Teenage Werewolf, from Season Eight, where he also plays a
depressing dad. And, he's the same guy who plays the
taciturn fellow waiting for a bus at the beginning of the
cropduster scene in North By
Northwest. -- Paul
Chaplin.
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