Episode 801-
Revenge of the Creature
Movie
Summary: In this sequel to the
superior Creature From The
Black Lagoon, the
Creature--or, as he is officially known in the movie, the
"Gill Man," is captured from his beloved swampy home and
taken to a depressing Florida aquarium. There he is subject
to research (actually, thinly-disguised torture) by a
scientist with a hideously phoney laugh, played by John
Agar. John is assisted by Lori Nelson, pretty and charming
but hardly believable as a prominent ichthyologist, being as
she's only about eighteen years old. Wouldn't you know it,
the creature escapes the minimum-security fish tank where
he's being held, and stalks poor Lori Nelson, with whom he
is smitten. In the end, a posse of cops and locals -- who
have for some reason ceded complete martial law authority to
Agar -- track them down, save the wet girl, and shoot the
Creature for no good reason.
Prologue: Mike, Servo, and Gypsy return to the Satellite
of Love from the edge of the universe, where they resume
their corporeal forms. There they discover Crow, who has
been living there for 500 years. He doesn't remember Mike.
They seem to be orbiting Earth, however. But when they
contact the planet, a bespectacled-and-lab-coated ape
answers. Terrified screams ensue.
Segment One: Mike and 'Bots learn that it's the year 2525,
and that apes have becomes the ruling species on planet
earth. They (and we!) are introduced to Professor Bobo and
his assistant Dr. Peanut, who bring them up to speed and
proceed to send them a cheesy movie. When the satellite asks
why they are still being subject to crummy movies, the apes
reply simply: it's ape law, given to them by the
Lawgiver.
Segment Two: Mike and Servo try to repair the satellite, to
get away from this ape world. Crow introduces them (and us!)
to the Nanites, microscopic robots who might be able to
repair the ship. The Nanites immediately eject Servo from
the ship's works, sending him rocketing up into the
air.
Segment
Three: A fierce alien --
half-man and half-octopus -- comes pounding on the SOL
looking for Servo. Servo apparently did business with him on
the edge of the universe, and has something this angry alien
wants. They talk in alien-ese for a while, and when the
alien theatens to vaoprize the satellite, Servo gives it
over. It's a cask of French Vanilla pudding, apparently very
valuable to the alien's race. Servo brags to Mike that he
had all sorts of harrowing adventures while travelling the
universe, but when Mike asks for specifics, Servo advises
Mike not to worry his pretty little head about it.
Segment Four: Crow and Servo sit catching up over cups of
delicious coffee. When Mike enters, Crow decides he wants to
get to know the "new guy" and offers him a complicated
coffee drink from his huge and unruly espresso maker. After
battling the machine, Crow hands Mike an extremely tiny cup
of caffinated beverage.
Segment Five: Searching the databanks, Mike and the 'Bots
learn the true reason for the simian takeover of earth. It
turns out that Mike's descendants recklessly intermarried
with many species of monkey, causing a quick evolution to
the apes who just sent them the movie. Needless to say, Mike
isn't pleased. The apes call them: apparently their revered
Lawgiver wants a word with them. Turns out it's none other
than Pearl Forrester, who was cryogenically frozen for 500
years, thawed out by the apes, and immediately crowned their
Lawgiver. It was she who sent them the movie, and she vows
to dog Mike and the 'Bots to the bitter end, carrying on the
work of her son.
Reflections: A
new season, a new network, and many changes. I was a rookie
-- or as my fellow writers put it, "new meat." Though I had
written for MST3000 on a few episodes towards the end of
Season Six, this was my first show as a full-fledged,
full-time Best Brainer. Little did I know what else would
come my way: I was asked to provide the voice of Crow,
replacing the brilliant and justly beloved Trace Beaulieu,
part of the Mount Rushmore of MST3000, who had decided that
he wanted to move onto other things. Honored and thrilled as
I was to be the Gold One's new alter ego, I was given this
job on the show on the Friday before the Monday we started
production on 801. And I think maybe -- just maybe -- it
showed in the puppeteering for the first few episodes,
especially this one, where Crow seemed to have suffered a
stroke during the 500 years he hung out on the
Satellite.
This show also began MST's happy affiliation with the Sci-Fi
Channel, as well as an entirely new fiction to the show.
This was born out of necessity, since Trace was moving on.
We first batted around a number of ideas, including
replacing Crow with a new robot. That was ultimately
something no one could imagine, but many other radical
changes -- Ape World, Pearl Forrester in pursuit, Nanites --
were introduced here, and lots of other new stuff would be
coming up. Though everyone here missed the old characters
and elements, I think the new direction energized us. And
the movie segments -- the bedrock of the show--remained the
same as ever. And that, I would contend, is a good thing. --
Bill Corbett
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