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Episode guide: 1308- THE BATWOMAN

Movie: (1968) Wrestler/crime fighter Batwoman battles a mad scientist trying to create human/fish hybrids.

Host: Emily.

Opening: In the cold open: As Kinga and Pearl set off on their vacation (much to Max’s dismay), E&tB get surprising results from 23 and Me.

After the show open: The bots throw Emily a Bot Mitzvah. Meanwhile, there’s some tension between Synthia and Mega-Synthia.

Invention exchange: E&tB show off their Vin Diagram, which tells you what any two Vin Diesel movies have in common. Synthia unveils her duct tape dispenser.

Segment 1: Crow and Tom are mad scientists experimenting on Emily.

Segment 2: Emily attends the Billionaire vigilante gala. After intermission: The billionaires get a new call.

Segment 3: E&tB sell Batwoman franchises.

Close: Kinga and Pearl return and all hell has broken loose.

Stinger: Well, we lost her…

Thoughts:
• This episode premiered on Aug. 19, 2022.
• Plenty of laughs in this one. Very funny stuff. But though the riffing was great, the movie put me to sleep.
• Callbacks: a Spanish version of “Every Country Has a Monster.” “And watch out for snakes.” “Hi keebat!”
Fave riff: “When I heard the title ‘Batwoman,’ I knew there’d be a lot water, but this is ridiculous”
Honorable mentions: “And mink,” “Pull the chain for ping-pong balls,” “Put your hands on your hips…,” “Where was she keeping that smoke bomb?” “Wow, negging totally works,” “I do NOT like the sound of that transmission.” “From here to infirmary” and “A pledge pin??”

RIP Tina Turner

Zurich Switzerland — Singer and actress Tina Turner, whose soul classics and pop hits like “The Best” and “What’s Love Got to Do With It?” made her a superstar, has died at her home near here. She was 83.

Turner had suffered a number of health issues in recent years including cancer, a stroke and kidney failure.

No MSTie could forget Mike’s impression of her in a host segment in episode 706- LASERBLAST.

Thanks to Ray for the heads up.

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RIP Ray Austin

Virginia — Raymond Austin, a prolific director of episodic television, died at his home here May 17. He was 90. He began his career as a stunt man and was later known as an accomplished director and producer.

MSTies may remember that he directed two episodes of the series “The Master” that later were combined with other episodes to make TV movies. The episode “Out-of-Time-Step” was seen in episode 322- MASTER NINJA I and the episode “Hostages” was part of episode 324- MASTER NINJA II.

Austin had his own web site here, where you can read about his long and varied career.

Thanks to Tim for the heads up.