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  1. Matt D. says:

    Great sample. Loved the line about doing the dishes, and especially the line about Val Kilmer. Consider it purchased.

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  2. Sharktopus says:

    Kevin as Dolores Umbridge (Really, JK? Umbridge? *eyeroll*) looks an awful lot like my great aunt. Her beard’s not as full though.

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  3. jamey says:

    This weekend itll be me, harry potter and rifftrax. In a non romantic way….not unless Kevin shows up in that pretty pink outfit

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  4. RemmieBarrow says:

    I do not know who looks more feminine… Kevin in that pink dress… or Bill in that leather gitup and blond wig?

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  5. jamey says:

    Even with the beard, kevin still looks more feminine.

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