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And don’t forget to vote in the Rifftrax poll! (Particularly if you vote for “Jack the Giant Killer”, unlike “Reefer Madness”, which has been done to death).
Ah! Now I know what this narrator reminds you of:
“Tom Servo: This is a story about a robot named Crow. Can you guess
what Crow has been thinking? Crow has been thinking hard… or as
hard as he can think anyway… on how the satellite has been so
darn clean. It wasnt clean this morning, so think hard, Crow.
Think really hard Crow – you poor dope. Scan that scrap heap you
call a brain and…
Crow T. Robot: Hey, knock it off!
Tom Servo: [as different images of Gypsy are shown] Oh, sorry. Ah,
yes. Who does these things when were too lazy or too bloated on
dinners of rich food and generous portions of our own gargantuan
ego? Who debugs the massive computer control center because our own
feeble brains cant add fractions? Who provides the water in which
you could bathe your filthy oil-stained carcass? Who goes on
mind-bendingly dangerous missions on the outside in cold
unforgiving space while you sit cozy sipping cocoa and watching
Tiny Toons? Pinch yourself hard, Mr. Robot. You deserve it. You
think youre all sunshine and goodness, but youre just dirt
between the toes of an evil troll. Thats right. Who periodically
changes the plutonium rods in the nuclear bowels deep inside the
nuclear reactor of the ship while you sit feasting on gooey
handfuls of Fiddle Faddle and play hopscotch and marbles and spring
in the…”
Sadly, in this day and age there are MANY “hip” actors/actresses who would name their child “Farmland”.
Another good short. : )
Is it too soon to start demanding a new DVD compilation? ;)
Reckon so, since the last two releases were pretty awful in the riffing department. At least I now understand how they can have a new short released online every few days- by not trying.
@ Luke – Sorry you don’t get the humor. Maybe a marathon of Small Wonder episodes will make you happy.