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  1. monoceros4 says:

    Excellent. Any expensive blockbuster where you walk out thinking, “Well, that wasn’t *too* bad, it could have been *worse*, but…” is perfect for Rifftrax.

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  2. I didn’t mind the movie. But I look forward to the riffing.

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  3. cambot j. nelson says:

    OOOooooh, good for rifftrax!

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  4. Zombie says:

    “As a result of having to endure repeated viewings of Terminator Salvation, Mike, Kevin and Bill are all done professionally with each other.”

    What?!?!!!

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  5. mikek says:

    It’s must be really painful to watch. Terminator Salvation did what Dr. F and Pearl couldn’t do.

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  6. Zombie says:

    I get the joke now. The poor guy Christian yelled at. I think that’s part of what he was screaming about.

    Crisis averted.

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  7. The Bolem says:

    I agree with moneceros4; it sure wasn’t painful, but when I think back to the effect the first 2 Terminator movies had when I first saw them, Salvation was shockingly…bland. Even when they don’t crash and burn like Transformers 2, today’s blockbusters just can’t quite get it right for some reason. This one would be kind of tricky for amateur riffers, therefore the Rifftrax should be awesome.

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  8. Britta says:

    Hope that will be the next top and mine fav blockbuster by you!
    I love your ideas and your assembly!

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  9. Lasse says:

    Oh yeah, here we go! Cant wait to see it on 4th!

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  10. “Bonus points if you can identify which scene Christian Bale was taking so seriously that he unleashed the most humiliating caught-on-camera rant since Hall of Famer George Brett discussed soiling his pants. Google it.”

    I wanna thank whoever wrote this for real. Dunno how I missed this. I Indeed Googled it and the video has had me laughing all morning. We love George in KC of course and he’s always kept it pretty real (see recent video titled “George Brett goes off”) but this cements him as legendary.

    George Poops – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6403VV2oyu0

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