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Cinematic Titanic Returning to Chicago

Just a couple of weeks until Cinematic Titanic’s three-night stand at the Lakeshore Theater in Chicago.

To quote a scary clown chimpanzee I once saw: Get your tickets here! Get your tickets here!

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  1. Katana says:

    Two weeks! And for me, all three nights! I’ve even roped some friends into going, huzzah! XD

    This’ll be me and my boyfriend’s official first date. We’re so excited.

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  2. Michael says:

    It was a scary chimpanzee, not a scary clown. Hardly worth nitpicking but I was bored.

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  3. Cabbage Patch Elvis says:

    Clown vs. Monkey: which is more horrific? Frankly, for me it’s a toss up. Get your tickets here!

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  4. mikek says:

    East Meets Watts. Let me guess, it’s a ’70s Blaxploitation/Samurai movie.

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  5. The Professor says:

    Clown vs. Monkey?

    I’d watch it.

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  6. Brandon says:

    My money’s on the monkey. Monkeys do NOT fight clean!

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  7. @6

    Well, no they don’t. In fact they tend to throw VERY unclean stuff at their opponents…

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  8. Mark Peck says:

    Yeah, well never underestimate the sheer eeeevilll of the clown. I once saw a clown give a girl a balloon animal dog with a….let’s just say it was a boy doggie.

    Wish I could be in Chicago for that. I hope they come back through Dallas again. That’s the closest they’ll probably get to where I am.

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  9. darthservo says:

    Robots do not fight clean either…RE.”ROBOT RUMPUS”

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  10. I saw them in Philly last June for the “Tiki Island” show. For those going to the Chicago shows (I can’t :cry: ) you’re goig to love it! I just hope that your meet and greet after the shows are not RUSHED {cough-20minutes-cough :evil: } as was done on the “Tiki Island” show in Philly. I did get my “ACEG” book signed by them which prompted an online friend to say to me “I HATE YOU!!!” :twisted:

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  11. Chuck in Chicago says:

    I saw all 3 shows last December, and I’ll be at all 3 shows in September.

    And that was no chimpanzee, that was Billy Mays.

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  12. Dangeroso says:

    Bought tickets to the Friday & Saturday 10:30 shows today. Why is it so hard to get friends to join in on this stuff? (Granted, $39.50 + “fees” is kind of steep in this economy.)

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  13. Katana says:

    See you at the Friday and Saturday shows, Dangeroso. :O

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  14. tim_servo says:

    Respecfully,
    When the heck are they going to release some new product for the rest of us!!!!

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  15. Mike says:

    I attended ‘Blood of the Vampires’ last December, and got it the day it came out on DVD. One of the best!

    This time, I can’t decide between ‘The Alien Factor’ or ‘Tiki Island.’ My half-Chinese genetics are aiming towards ‘Tiki Island.’

    It’s a frosted mini-wheat situation right now.

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