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A New Short from Bridget and Mary Jo

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  1. DarkGrandmaofDeath says:

    This one should be titled “Be Respectful to Your Superior Officers, Get a Free Brunette!” I really can’t see any other purpose for its existence. But I am looking forward to the next two in the series, “How to Have a Blonde in Every Port” and “Don’t Salute Venereal Disease Without Your Commander’s Permission.”

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  2. Torgover says:

    Is there a “How To Succeed With Redheads”? I’m asking for a friend…

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  3. Yeti of Great Danger says:

    I’m assuming that the #1 rule of How to Succeed with Brunettes is “Don’t stare at blondes.”

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