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  1. jay says:

    The difference between his buddy Putin’s military and Seagal’s fighting in this movie is that the Russians don’t have stunt doubles and Seagal didn’t kill any children. At least I hope. “Let’s give peace a chance” – John Lennon

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  2. Kenneth Morgan says:

    I’m waiting for the riff of “On Deadly Ground”, where Seagal saves the Alaskan wilderness and the indigenous people by killing a whole bunch of goons.

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  3. Master Ninja 2 says:

    I’m hoping with the Gizmoplex opening to the public next Friday, this site gets back to it’s roots and starts publicizing MST3k episodes again.

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  4. Marioman22 says:

    Can’t believe it took that long to rif a Seagal film!
    Love Rifftrax (well and MST3K)

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  5. ety3rd says:

    Master Ninja 2:
    I’m hoping with the Gizmoplex opening to the public next Friday, this site gets back to it’s roots and starts publicizing MST3k episodes again.

    Yeah … why hasn’t there been more coverage of the preview episodes? Did MST3Kinfo not have access?

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