How about “What riff would you like on your
tombstone?” My own would be “Well, that could have
gone better,” followed by “Stop being full of worms
you idiot”.
Oh, this is going to cost a fortune, but I picked this many years ago: “I’ve undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom, culminating in my current Zarasthustrian sense of self. Is that it?”
Your pick?
“It is so not 11:30.”
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“Tom Stuart Killed Me”
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“He tried to kill me with a forklift”, but with the word “tried” visibly crossed out.
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“…And the a Lion jumped out and shot
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I learned too late that Man was a feeling creature.
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I’ll throw down on you faster than nine gars could gut a minna.
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Everything I touch turns to flies.
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“Dead people don’t cry.”
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“I want a Coke”
“ya haa mmm …That’s good death”
“Wan’t some?”
“But I’m a Prince!!!”
Here lies Chopper. The funny one.
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“I’m boring and my slide show eats”
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“I’m gonna take off, but feel free to stick around.”
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