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New Releases from RiffTrax…

RiffTrax released a new short on Monday. Get it here.

They also released a new movie riffed by Bridget and Mary Jo last Friday. But I was on vacation and completely missed it. Get it here.

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  1. Kevin imitates a naked mole rat:
    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rifftrax/images/a/a3/Screen_Shot_2014-06-22_at_11.18.15_PM.png
    He’s accepted rather well into his life of being a half-blind social freak and shunned outcast, and I’m sure the RT orders will help supplement his street-corner pencil income.

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  2. privateiron says:

    Junior Prom is pretty funny, particularly if you like seeing a different genre of B movie from time to time. Poor Lois Lane was in at least 8 of these proto-High School Musicals. Enjoy, won’t we?

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  3. bartcow says:

    The Original EricJ:
    Kevin imitates a naked mole rat:
    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rifftrax/images/a/a3/Screen_Shot_2014-06-22_at_11.18.15_PM.png
    He’s accepted rather well into his new life of being a half-blind social freak and shunned outcast, and I’m sure the RT orders will help supplement his street-corner pencil income.

    Did he steal your keyboard or something? I mean seriously; what the hell?

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  4. jay says:

    Glasses For Susan –

    Years ago I took my niece to get her first pair of glasses. On the way home she marveled at being able to see the individual leaves on the trees. She was an honor student and avid reader, too. How she did it is a bit of a mystery.

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  5. Sitting Duck says:

    bartcow: Did he steal your keyboard or something? I mean seriously; what the hell?

    If that were the case, he wouldn’t be able to bombard us with his neural flatulence, more’s the pity.

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  6. bartcow says:

    Sitting Duck: If that were the case, he wouldn’t be able to bombard us with his neural flatulence, more’s the pity.

    I was making a reference to the obscure “stop her, she stole Mike’s keyboard” riff referenced in the ACEG, but your interpretation works just as well :)

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  7. bartcow: Did he steal your keyboard or something? I mean seriously; what the hell?

    (Y’know, usually I’m posting after everyone’s already seen the clip and/or knows the riffs…
    If no one was interested enough to look them up, I can sympathize.)

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  8. Son of Gorgo says:

    bartcow: Did he steal your keyboard or something? I mean seriously; what the hell?

    For someone who hates Riff Trax so much he sure does follow the guys and their website. I honestly hope he is never in the same state as them.

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  9. bartcow says:

    The Original EricJ: (Y’know, usually I’m posting after everyone’s already seen the clip and/or knows the riffs…
    If no one was interested enough to look them up, I can sympathize.)

    Do you smell toast? I think you’re having a stroke. I understand the individual words, but taken together all I’m getting is salad.

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  10. jay says:

    Junior Prom –

    That prom was so long ago that some of the styles have come back. No, they didn’t. My prom was a sea of powder blue rented tuxes and ruffled shirts. My date wore a pastel dress made by her mom which was cool because half of the other ladies had the same thing. The band was lame (white guys with afros), the decorations were lame (“Aim For The Stars”). I was a perfect (cue clueless) gentleman so I guess I was lame, too. Ah, memories.

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  11. mst3kme says:

    Have people here checked out the “Faith’s Take” channel on Youtube?

    Faith is a young woman who posts videos with her thoughts and reviews on MST3K and Rifftrax.

    She’s smart, warm, and funny.

    Here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLZMRy9IqmwBRLVRLKklMWw/playlists

    Enjoy.

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  12. mst3kme says:

    Son of Gorgo:

    I’ve recently realized something about Eric J.

    He’s what David Niven said about the streaker at the 1974 Oscars.

    “But isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”

    Son of Gorgo: For someone who hates Riff Trax so much he sure does follow the guys and their website.I honestly hope he is never in the same state as them.

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  13. Susan putting on her glasses for the first time and looking at everything with wonder and amazement reminds me of myself when I was 10. I kept taking off my glasses and putting them back on, it was like They Live without the Orwellian doom.

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  14. Yeti of Great Danger says:

    jay:
    Glasses For Susan –

    Years ago I took my niece to get her first pair of glasses.On the way home she marveled at being able to see the individual leaves on the trees.She was an honor student and avid reader, too.How she did it is a bit of a mystery.

    Decades ago, I was that little girl. I was shocked to see all the individual leaves on trees. My mother told me later that she felt bad they waited so long to get glasses for me, but my parents didn’t know until my teacher told them I was having trouble seeing the blackboard. I thought what I saw was just normal. Kids. But now…. ELTON JOHN!!

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  15. Mr. Krasker says:

    Yeti of Great Danger: Decades ago, I was that little girl.I was shocked to see all the individual leaves on trees.My mother told me later that she felt bad they waited so long to get glasses for me, but my parents didn’t know until my teacher told them I was having trouble seeing the blackboard.I thought what I saw was just normal.Kids. But now…. ELTON JOHN!!

    Mark Mothersbaugh said that it was only after he got glasses that he found out that trees had parts other than those he kept running into.

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  16. docskippy says:

    Mr. Krasker: Mark Mothersbaugh said that it was only after he got glasses that he found out that trees had parts other than those he kept running into.

    I guess he was just a spud boy, looking for that real tomato.

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  17. GareChicago says:

    The Original EricJ: (Y’know, usually I’m posting after everyone’s already seen the clip and/or knows the riffs…
    If no one was interested enough to look them up, I can sympathize.)

    But! But… you *hate* Mike and the RT guys! Why would you have possibly alreay watched the…

    ..oh right. The trolling.

    Delete your account.

    Gare

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  18. GareChicago says:

    bartcow: Did he steal your keyboard or something? I mean seriously; what the hell?

    So, I totally agree with you… yet when I engaged in this kind of banter recently on another thread, I was told I was initiating a flame war.

    Hey, whatever – as long as someone is taking out the trash.

    Gare

       6 likes

  19. Johnny Drama says:

    Not initiated, just participated. I’m a conscientious objector ;)

       1 likes

  20. GareChicago says:

    Apropos of nothing whatsoever… I just realized this:

    In the Marvel Universe, we have Thanos. He’s a pretty bad guy.

    Jim Starlin is the artist that created Thanos.

    He originally wanted to name him after the Greek word for the personification of death. He decided to shorten it to Thanos from the original name: Thanatos.

    Thanatos is the name of the evil organization in “Operation Double 007”.

    That’s right – MST did it first. Eat it, Marvel!!

    Gare

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