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Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3K Valentines“Torque the Dorque” suggests:
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Beverly Garland –
Who would not enjoy exchanging valentines with her?
to:
valeria from robot holocaust
wanda sasnuskiumiumnum
and nuveena (sorry mike)
from:
ro-man
torgo (i saw a cheap hazmat suit on ebay so i’ll be ok.)
I would send a valentine to Jessica from TTTCD, but she probably thinks valentines are evil.
I would want a valentine from Ava (aka Baby Woman) from Agent for HARM, but it would probably be covered in spores.
I and Natalie is going to exchange valuntines. They are absolutely fascinating!
To: Batwoman and her girls.
From: Batwoman and her girls.
I’d send a valentine to Bruno VeSota, one of my favorite buttery men.
Of course I’d want to receive the valentine that I know Coleman Francis carries in his pocket, one capturing his very soul, dark and a little bitter, like coffee (“coffee? I like coffee!”). Coleman – he ran all the way to hell, with a Penny Dreadful and a broken cigarette.
I’d send a valentine to the crew that was stranded in space in the movie NOT named “Stranded in Space.” Seems like they could use a little love.
Would want to receive a valentine from Mike Pipper, just because I bet it would be some weird sh#!.
And now, as a public service, I’d like to ask Richard Basehart to send Gypsy a valentine, because it would make her so happy.
To/From: Elinor Donahue in Girl’s Town. You can keep your buxom Mamie Van Doren, I want to correspond with the cute-as-a-button Elinor.
Boggy Creek Style –
Can you picture the valentine Old Man Crenshaw would send to Tanya? A little heart on it made out of nine gutted minnows with the borders artfully scorched. Perhaps a tuft of Little Creature hair as an artful accent.
Tanya’s response might be a cease and desist order hastily scrawled with eyeliner on the back of the directions for operating a Jeep winch.
Sigh. Unrequited Love.
My Valentine to my favorite lady in a MST’d movie: “Terri, some say you’re dirt, but to me your the beautiful flower that grows out of that dirt. Happy Valentine’s Day! XOXO”
I wouldn’t mind exchanging valentines with Nastia from Jack Frost. Sue me, she’s cute.
Three words….. Mary . Beth . Hughes.
Oh, my, I have to send a card to Judy from “Young Man’s Fancy”–I’m squishy, and I gotta move on it.
Technically not relevant to the discussion, but I thought it worth mentioning. This year, Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine’s Day (hope you weren’t planning to give up chocolate for Lent) and Easter falls on April Fool’s Day. Make of that what you will.
it’s Space Travelers.
I would send to Carol, from Earth vs the Spider, because June Kenney was my kinda gal.
and I would like to get a card from Tundra, the Vampire Priestess, because, uhm, have you seen Ofelia Montesco ? wowza!!!
Send to: The youthful Madonna (singer) looking honey from Future War. Had the hots for her since first sight and would bash plastic dinos all day for her. And I think we’d hit if off good.
Get from: Wanda. I could care less about the voice. My hearing is going anyway, but I can always upgrade my glasses! Woo hoo! :D
i know that i wont need to send a card to the Monster A Go-Go.
i think you have to decide what you are giving up for Lent by the evening.
Are you saying that… there was no valentine?
Oh, I know. I just think it’s so ridiculous that the one where they’re really stranded in space, well… you get it. :-)
I speak for all women everywhere when I say that I want a Valentine from Zap Rowsdower.
No one else will do.
Who else, but….
Allison Hayes in The Undead
and…
Allison Hayes in The Uneartly
and…
Allison Hayes in The Crawling Hand
and…
Allison Hayes in Gunslinger?
My valentine would be Mary Hargrove from The Deadly Bees. My card to her would say “Have you seen the dog’s meat?”
I’d send a valentine to Big Stupid. He’s just so very dreamy. But of course, he’d have to take a bath first, if that cheap doxy ever gets done with the tub.
I want to send a Valentine to Michele Casey, her in her Gold Boots,
and want a Valentine from her and all the girls, and hope I can get them to have a Jerk and Pony marathon.
Natalie McMillan from Soultaker.
She can write me into her bath scene anytime!
I killed that fat barkeep
I wonder if there’s valentines on the sun.
Roses are red
The ocean is blue
You might be creepy, girl
But I still luv u.
Dear Wanda:
Sixty seconds in a minute
Seven days in a week
My heart soars
When I hear your voice squeak.
Thanks, I will!
Talena from Outlaw
Kako from Angels Revenge
Thena from Quest of the Delta Knights
Wanda from Alien from LA
Mila from Cave Dwellers
Kinga Forrester
She wrote her MOM into the bath tub scene so why not you? :)
Glenn Manning (aka Mr. Big) –
Okay, Ladies. We’ve heard from all the guys who are twitterpated by those Hollywood floozies. Now it’s your turn to swoon.
Think about sending a valentine to Glenn. He’s got a lot to give a woman and he looks pretty good in a king size loincloth. I am told that a lot of you ladies like a man with a clean scalp and Mr. Manning fits that description with no need for a razor. Are you a (sixty foot tall) man’s kind of woman? Then get out that extra, extra large print valentine that you been saving for the right giant and send it off today!
Valentine once Natalie Burke send, but date! over my dead body!
(Seriously, check out Adriana Stastny’s profile on linkedin. Smart cookie. I’m attracted to women with good earnings potential.)
On second thought, I’m more enamored of the hyper-articulate Mary Davidson, who can hold a dinner party spellbound with her dazzling conversation, keep control of her animal passions even facing the temptation of a fighter jock, and make a living by de-tassling corn.
On third thought, maybe it’s not such a good idea to get involved with a woman who has so much experience removing male reproductive organs with a knife.
Kinga? Too unstable for me. She might jump the first football player she saw…. :-)
I would want a valentine from Jimmy’s mom in I Accuse My Parents. It would either have cash or a booze or both! And realistically it would just be a “swell” note, no heart.
I think I would take the selfless approach and send one to the master’s wives. You know he won’t send them one.
Or
I would send one to Eva from diabolik. But I would do it in front of diabolik when he is in his gold suit.
The master would not approve.
Wow, tough choice. So many charming and lovely ladies have appeared in MSTed movies. But I think I’d have to pick Mary Beth Hughes aka Kitty Reed, aka Terry Williams. If her gangster sugar daddy objects, I’ll make him listen to Remedy’s homespun humor until he begs for mercy.
Ofelia Irene Grabowski Edery, commonly known as Ofelia Montesco…
Quit playing Grabowski in the shower!
Lady Zigra (a Haiku)
Girl, you look so good
In that bikini you stole.
Your boss is a shark.
I’d exchange valentines with Kendra Eldridge from Phase 4 and tell her to stock up on RAID.
1. The “bathtub girl” from “The Girl in Lover’s Lane” (Asa Maynor)
2. Any Girl wearing Gold Boots…or silver boots…
Honorable Mention for Kickstarter Backers: Any one of Capt. Scarlett’s Angels (Destiny, Symphony, et als) from “Revenge of the Mysterons from Mars”
Madame Estrella from The Incredibly Strange etc., ’cause I got me a hot steamy thang for knock-off Liz Taylors with bad accents. “You feelthy PEEG!”
I would say Luberia, from He’s-Not-Sinbad… but what an annoying name…
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