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Oh, and the scuttlebutt is that the next feature is “Twilight.”
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Oh man. Could I suffer through “Twilight” simply to see it torn apart? Can I stomach the most asexual vampires every glittering like My Little Ponies to hear the Rifftrax crew go at it with the torches and rake-things form the Frankenstein movies?
Twilight wasn’t THAT much of a pain to sit through. It’s bland, but that’s pretty much it…. bland.
So it would be like eating something with little to no taste whatsoever, as opposed to eating something that tastes like utter poop (ie The Happening)
If bland nothingness causes you pain, then you probably will have trouble with Twilight.
Oh, then you’ll love this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs73q2Qrs_k
Oh my god, I can’t wait for the Twilight riff. That movie was so alternately funny and awkward that it just BEGS for a Rifftrax.
That comparison is more than a bit disconcerting, in that it infers that you know what poop tastes like.
Twilight Rifftrax! YAY!!
I’ve been hoping that they would do a Rifftrax of Twilight, and if they didn’t I was going to do an iRiff of it myself, because not only the movie but the entire Twilight phenomenon begs to be mocked relentlessly.
I actually liked Twilight. I mean, it wasn’t worldbeating, but it was better than Laserblast. But, I will enjoy seeing it on Rifftrax.
The only reason I’d buy Twilight is for the RiffTrax. And then I might return it just to get the evil out of my house.
YES.
#5 — What’s so disconcerting about eating poop? It’s a delicacy in Nigeria.
#3 – Thanks for sharing the video, that was awesome!
I actually didn’t hate Twilight. It wasn’t a great movie or even necessarily a good one, but it wasn’t quite as ridiculous as I thought it was going to be.