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Weekend Discussion Thread: Olympic Events Based on MSTed MoviesYep, it’s time again for the Olympics, and, hey! I’ve got a crazy idea! What new olympic events can you dream up, based on MSTed movies? The first one that comes to mind is the Ator-athlon, where you have to make (from twigs and whatever you can find) a hang glider, and then fly it to the nearest castle. What’s your event? 116 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Olympic Events Based on MSTed Movies”Commenting at Satellite News
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Creepy Girl beach volleyball event!
I’m surprised no one has mentioned this sport. Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe it was a super secret underground exhibition event at the Beijing Olympics….
wait for it….
Gymkata!
Hide and Seek with a teleporting invisible mushroom gnome. Winner gets the mold medal.
The Hellcats LSD/alcohol/cocaine triathlon. Winner goes to the hospital. Everyone loses their dignity.
How about bending bars ala The Herc?
Turkey volume guessing!
Melting Man 100 Yard Dash.
Ohhh, Spazz-Chop Judo! Top competitorsinclude Basil Malko and Dr. “Mighty Elderly Man” Stefanek!
If Futurama is any indication, that will eventually become an Olympic event.
I love this place.
Naturally, this event would be held on the judo range.
Jungle Goddess Biathlon: Shoot a guy for no good reason and then try to escape being killed by his angry friends. Winner gets to live. Kind of a stupid competition when you think about it.
Touch of Satan Walnut Rodeo: Roping, Riding, Whipping. Jr. Division coached by Old Timer Billy Slater.
Don’t forget the relay version where you hand your actual hand to the next melting man.
like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKMn-_aQoPk
Let’s not forget “Skull tossing” like Eric in The Screaming Skull….. of course, you may get skull tossers remorse.
I think you’re full of skit!