I just watched The Indestructible Man. In host segment 2, Joel ask the bots: what you do if you were indestructible? I would be used as a punching bag by Floyd Mayweather, be shot out of a cannon into a brick wall and would tap dance across a mine field (dress up of course).
So what would you all do?
I think I’d go to the woods and taunt a bear. It’d be fun!
You?
I’d see to it that Lembach stayed once & for all. That bloody Darby!
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I would watch all of the movies and shorts shown on Mystery Science Theater 3000 … without JOIKE and the Bots. If I could do that, I would truly be indestructible.
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I’d have Cheney shoot me in the face like he did that other guy.
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Yeah, but bear in mind that the C.I.A. have an immense “black budget,” and all the time in the world to plot/plan as they’re 100% unaccountable and well beyond ANY legal/constitutional oversight re strategic perpetuation of a PHONY WAR.
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I’d go rock climbing. “hey, I can see my house from here”
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I would castigate Mike Nelson for his sorry excuse for a mustache, then, after he shaves it off, blithely suggest he grow one.
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Ohhh it must have been while you were kissing me!
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*your*
My target was very specific, suggesting reasons. (Thousands of reasons, really.) Sorry if this hurts your butt.
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I’d go to a ballgame during their promotional “Free Schnapps & Tire Iron” double-hitter.
Afterwards I’d savor an Unhappy Meal, followed by some Hard Pills To Swallow, while relaxing in an Agony Booth.
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Cover myself in live measles viruses and march into the homes of every ant-vaccine parent. That’ll show ’em.
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