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Weekend Discussion Thread: What If You Were Indestructible?Our pal Timmy sez:
I think I’d go to the woods and taunt a bear. It’d be fun! You? 60 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: What If You Were Indestructible?”Commenting at Satellite News
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I’d see to it that Lembach stayed once & for all. That bloody Darby!
I would watch all of the movies and shorts shown on Mystery Science Theater 3000 … without JOIKE and the Bots. If I could do that, I would truly be indestructible.
I’d have Cheney shoot me in the face like he did that other guy.
Yeah, but bear in mind that the C.I.A. have an immense “black budget,” and all the time in the world to plot/plan as they’re 100% unaccountable and well beyond ANY legal/constitutional oversight re strategic perpetuation of a PHONY WAR.
I’d go rock climbing. “hey, I can see my house from here”
I would castigate Mike Nelson for his sorry excuse for a mustache, then, after he shaves it off, blithely suggest he grow one.
Ohhh it must have been while you were kissing me!
*your*
My target was very specific, suggesting reasons. (Thousands of reasons, really.) Sorry if this hurts your butt.
I’d go to a ballgame during their promotional “Free Schnapps & Tire Iron” double-hitter.
Afterwards I’d savor an Unhappy Meal, followed by some Hard Pills To Swallow, while relaxing in an Agony Booth.
Cover myself in live measles viruses and march into the homes of every ant-vaccine parent. That’ll show ’em.