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  1. Remmie Barrow says:

    Man, this is a lot of 80’s cheese just for one movie.

       3 likes

  2. Ralph C says:

    It’s a 1980s party platter of cheese, with plenty of crackers.

       13 likes

  3. Gary Bowden says:

    Kind of funny in spots,but not laugh out loud..The 3rd one is really cheesy.It’s called No Retreat,No Surrender 3: Blood Brothers..that would be a perfect one for them to riff..

       3 likes

  4. MikeK says:

    I want them to revisit Daniel Bernhardt by riffing one the Bloodsport sequels.

       2 likes

  5. Joshua says:

    “You live… with a SODA!”

    Excellence.

       5 likes

  6. Tim Allen: “NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER!”

    Sigourney Weaver & Alan Rickman: “Oh, shut up!”

       5 likes

  7. Prime Minister Jm J. Bullock says:

    Just in time for Van Damme’s 55th birthday!

       4 likes

  8. Gummo says:

    Not a classic RT by any means. A B+ at best.

    Forgettable, in other words.

       1 likes

  9. Torgospizza-NJ says:

    “COPPERFIELD!”

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