The oft-reliable Sue brings in another good one:
If MSTed movie characters tweeted. May I offer up:
The dog’s meat, have you seen it? #WorstMarriageEver
Ebzolootly fessinating. #Wahrwilf
My first thought:
He’ll never touch you, Terri, you’re dirt. #skank
Have at it!
@BeatnikMoonie
-I killed @FatBarkeep!
@MerlinsShop
-Remember to believe in magic, or I’ll kill you. #RockNRollMartian
@SeanceSpirit
-@BatWoman CHING CHANG CHONG!!!
You shot me in the butt! @#psychoticcultleader
Creeper, creeper, creeper, you give me the creeps! #crabbyoldstoreowner
I had a pretty mind!@hauntedhouseregrets#joanie
Hoping shis shtill shwings at that place on Shunshet#ickyelf
Never try to deep-fry a snowball #GrammaDriedAppleHead
@Krankor ur weapons have no effect on me! #princeofspace
@ichi1 need to borrow a couple thousand yen 4 turtle wax. @gyaos rly did a number on my shell. #friendofchildren #gamera #madeofturtlemeat
@anotherken dude not cool #tried2killmewithaforklift
@TJGeronimo knight to E4. check. it’s yer move #goheadon
@rommelstomper REMEMBER! no hot peppers on my sub! #theyburnmygut
Why won’t you ride with me @rommel ? #JC
Mailing your withdrawals in about 6 weeks! #CitrusvilleNationalBankBenefits
For sale: one guitar, only slightly damaged from multiple car wrecks. #RodTillman
@UnionPacificRailroad – Why don’t they look, Ralph. Tell me, why don’t they look? #lastclearchance
@Jet Jaguar . . Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar! He Mother Never Really Love Him #EskimoSpy