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Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3K-Themed Band Names/SongsAlert reader Chris suggests:
Check out my new band, Shtemlo, and our hit, “Watch out for Snakes.” What’s your pick? 105 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3K-Themed Band Names/Songs”Commenting at Satellite News
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There apparently was (is?) an actual band named If Your Hands Were Metal That Would Mean Something.
It made the list of the Onion’s worst band names in 2007: http://www.avclub.com/article/the-worst-band-names-of-07-2106
Sadly, the article’s link to the band’s MySpace page is dead.
The Elusives, Featuring Bobby Dee
and their (tripolodyne) platinum album “Turkeys”
track listing:
College Try
Filthy Glasses
Explosive Boogers
Jerk Handshake
Patent Papers
Singed B&B
Optical Illusion
Male Camel Toe
Fish Lip Spittle
Some Gal
Rigid Grill Structure
Emperor Cupcake
Many of those track names would be good band names, too. The b-sides are New England Journalists and Black Bart’s Mudflap
Band: Naughty Naughty This Way
A Side: We Only Want To Know Where Valley Lodge Is
B Side: Nipple, Nipple, Tweak, Tweak. Fly, Fly, Fly-y-y-y-y
Great topic! Here’s my contributions:
“We Like It Very Much!” & “Chickens Are Too Stupid To Mutiny” by The Phantoms Of Krankor, from the album: Always A Quarter To Three At Krankor’s Place!
“Potatoes Are What We Eat!” & “I Hope You Slept Well (‘Cause It’s Time To Die)” by Turkey Volume Guessing Man, from the album: Roji-Panty Complex
“Hitler’s Death Car” by The Space Chiefs, from the album: This Is Tim Burton’s Last Night On Earth!
I could see Peggy from “Is This Love?”, Sue from “Are You Ready for Marriage?” and Judy from “Young Man’s Fancy” forming a pop girl group called SQUISHY.
Their big hits:
“You Don’t Have to Think If You’ve Found the Right Man”
“We Love Popular Songs”
“You Give Me The Reds”