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We’re Back!

Some dickweeds hacked our site. And our web host was, shall we say, less than speedy in allowing us to resolve the situation. But we’re back to fulfill all of your MST3k info needs!

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  1. Yipe Stripes says:

    Satellite News, rescued, alive, well, and of normal size, some eight thousand miles away in an Arby’s parking lot, with no memory of where it had been, or how it was separated from the information superhighway!

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  2. Joel Lillo says:

    May the fleas of 100,000 camels find housing in the shorts of the people who hacked this site!
    8-)

       8 likes

  3. Flying Saucers Over Oz says:

    Shouldn’t have let Bobo install the firewalls…

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  4. jaybird3rd says:

    Great to see Satellite News is back online! I was getting worried for a while there, but I took advantage of the downtime to browse through the ACEG again. Joel says, when you’ve got lemons, you make lemonade!

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  5. Cornjob says:

    Welcome back. I told you that software from the feed and grain store would give you problems. I dunno. Maybe we shouldn’t have let that dead girl keep her job.

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  6. Triple_sSs says:

    Good to see the site’s back up.
    I started noticing something though, it now looks like I’m unable to right click anywhere on the website for some reason. Think you guys could fix that?

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  7. Leave Crow T. Robert Denby Alone says:

    Hey! Great to see you back!
    (Quickly crumples up suicide pact with self and tosses it out window)

    I’ll never rush the Halloween season again.

       1 likes

  8. Matt D. says:

    Hmm, right after the first Biblical topic on the weekend discussion, this happened? Seemed to be the work of the Maverick driving Cluitie to me.

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  9. Lisa H. says:

    I have nothing witty to add to all the above, but reading the comments, it’s amazing what can make MSTies open a can of sly hilarity.

    (Get the great taste of sly hilarity. In cans!)

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