Topping the list is, “A Short 2009,” our annual calendar featuring memorable moments from those wonderful (and thankfully public domain) shorts.
We’ve selected the nine phrases we thought were most likely to sell from this weekend’s discussion thread, and we’ve added them to the cheap white T-shirt store, the somewhat pricier dark T-shirt store and to the even pricier “lady shirt” store.
And finally, we’ve got a new section: shirts with 11, count ’em, 11 Christmas-flavored catchphrases, and they come in both standard and lady-shaped versions. They’re available in several colors and, as we have been doing with all our T-shirts, they’re just $2 over the base price.
And, finally, if you just want to give us a gift, and not get anything in return but our thanks, please remember the Amazon tip jar in the left-side navigation bar.
Also, we would be remiss if we didn’t mention three other great places to get items for yourself, or for that MSTie in your life.
* Rifftrax has a lovely gift shop.
* The Cinematic Titanic store includes T-shirts…
* And of course there’s the MSTie Mall at MST3K.com.
Have at it!
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Now I’m annoyed. Someone ordered me a catchphrase shirt for christmas, and now you’ve got one available with the “I’m all out of candy canes” shirt?? My favorite phrase! Are these going to be available for a while? Or just for Christmas?
For those of us whom have computers that actively work against us, could somebody comment on what short each month features … for my computer isn’t showing me the picture of each month!
My computer won’t enlarge the pictures, so I may not have all of the quotes absolutely perfect, but:
January: Appreciating Our Parents
Narrator: When a piece of train track was broken, Tommy fixed it himself.
Tom Servo: Killing 400 commuters.
February: Assignment: Venezuela
Narrator: Then I spent the evening…getting settled in my quarters. A long and lonely evening dear, without you.
Crow: I’m lying! I stayed up ‘til nine and had cokes! Please forgive me!
March: A Case of Spring Fever
Coily: No springs!
Crow: Oh, and no redemption, by the way.
April: Century 21 Calling
Crow: Oh boy! This is our first visit to Pat Boone World!
May: A Date With Your Family
Mike: Ah! Madame Defarge waits in the living room.
June: Design For Dreaming
Crow: A subpoena? For me?!
July: Hired!
Tom Servo: Ahem. Good morning sir or madam. I love your nice chateau, er, chapeau…
Crow: I just bludgeoned my husband, I really don’t have time – thank you!
August: The Home Economics Story
Narrator: It was just the usual sort of day…
Tom Servo: I think I’ll get a tattoo.
September: Once Upon a Honeymoon
Tom Servo: I love it when I get a call on my pants!
Mike: Hair dryer, here!
October: Undersea Kingdom
Crow: Can we break your hat open now and eat the popcorn?
November: What to Do on a Date
Tom Servo: Heyhey our luggage is here! Woo!
December: A Young Man’s Fancy
Crow: Eleanor, I’m busy down here at the White House.
Maybe I’m alone in wanting this, but is there any chance those Xmas shirts could be made in “sweat” format? It’s too cold to go around with your jacket open so people can see your awesome shirt!
Sampo, I’m in for Krepta’s suggestion as well. A nifty hoody would be perfect (currently 27 degrees outside!!).
Most sweatshirts listed on cafepress are priced between $35 and $45.
Yeah, I was hesitant to add some sweatshirts and hoodies because, as Beth notes, they’re a bit pricey on Cafepress. But I’m willing to do it if enough folks say they’d want one.
I’m sorry, but this is driving me crazy–does anyone remember what episode “You’re a stupid, smelly little dummy, who will never have ham” is from?
#8 Wack’d – “I’m sorry, but this is driving me crazy–does anyone remember what episode “You’re a stupid, smelly little dummy, who will never have ham” is from?”
That’s from Episode #818, “Devil Doll” – I believe it’s from the last host segment where Crow is playing the Great Vorelli and taunting Mike, who’s dressed up like Hugo the ventriloquist dummy.
Sampo, I would definately pick up a hoody.