Alert reader Sue suggests:
A lot of people, including me, play fantasy sports. If you could assemble a fantasy team to create a movie that would be riffed by MST3K, who would you include? Everyone would have to have been in or worked on some movie already riffted.
My dream team would be… drum roll please….
Director: Ed Wood Jr.
Writer: Ed Wood Jr.
Lead Actor: Reb Brown (Space Mutiny)
Lead Actress: Adrianna Miles (Werewolf)
Supporting Actor: Harvey B. Dunn (Teenagers from Outer Space)
Supporting Actress: Ulla Stromstedt (Creepy Girl in Catalina Caper)
Cinematography: Herb Roberts (Red Zone Cuba)
Special Effects: Kevin McCarthy (Hobgoblins)
Sound: Anybody but whoever did “Incredibly Strange Creatures…”
Music: Robert Skeet (The Final Sacrifice)
Costumes: Henry West (Robot Monster)
Editing: Ernie Smith or James Sullivan (Manos)
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Director, Ted V. Mikels
Actor, Raul Julia
Supporting actor, Peter Graves
Director: Hal Warren (Manos)
Writer: Ed Wood Jr.
Lead Actor: Arch Hall Jr (Eegah)
Lead Actress: Beverly Garland (Gunslinger, et al)
Supporting Actor: Bruce J. Mitchel (Rowsdower!)
Supporting Actress: Peggie Castle (Beginning of the End)
Cinematography: Robert Guidry (Manos)
Special Effects: Ed Wood Jr
Sound: Ken Carson (Incredibly Strange….)
Music: Stephen Paul (Starfighters)
Costumes: Ron Kivett (Blood Waters of Dr Z)
Editing: Coleman Francis
Director: Roger Corman
Writer: Ed Wood Jr.
Lead Actor: John Agar
Lead Actress: Cisse Cameron (Space Mutiny)
Supporting Actor: Bill McCutcheon (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)
Supporting Actress: Estelle Winwood (The Magic Sword)
Cinematography: Robert Maxwell (Girl in Gold Boots)
Special Effects: Bert I. Gordon
Sound: The uncredited guy from The Creeping Terror
Music: Ernest Gold (Screaming Skull)
Costumes: Jack Miller (Project Moonbase)
Editing: Ernie Smith and James Sullivan (Manos)
Director: Ed Wood..Writer: Hal P. Warren…Lead actor: Reb Brown..Lead actress: Angelika Jäger..Supporting actor: Tor Johnson..Supporting actress: Adrianna Miles..Supporting cast: Tony Cardoza,John Humphreys,Don Sullivan and Coleman Francis..Editing: Cardoza and Coleman Francis..
Director: Coleman Francis
Writer: Ed Wood
Producer: Roger Corman
Lead: Tony Cardoza
Female Lead: Beverly Garland
The kid: John Humphereys
Villain: Robert Z’Dar
Henchman: Tor Johnson
Music: Milton Delugg
Original Songs: Don Sullivan
Special Effects: whoever did Danger: Death Ray!
All I know, is it has to have Rowsdower, lots of Rowsdower.
Oh yeah and Mamie Van Doren. :laugh:
Director: Ed Wood
Writer: Ed Wood
Lead Actor: Reb Brown
Lead Actress (In Angora): Ed Wood
Supporting Actor: Ray Dennis Steckler
Supporting Actress: Bara Byrnes (the “pretty mind” girl)
Special Guest Appearance: Ben Murphy
Cinematography: Jordan Cronenweth (Touch of Satan)
Special Effects: the make-up crew of Zaat, a.k.a. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Sound: Roger A Parish (San Francisco International)
Music: Gerald Lee (the “Shine Your Love” guy)
Costumes: the crew of Zaat
Editing: Don Schneider (Incredibly Strange Creatures)
Good topic! Here are my nominees:
Director: Hal Warren
?Writer: Ed Wood Jr.
?Lead Actor: Coleman Francis (Red Zone Cuba)
?Lead Actress: Diane Mahree (Manos: the Hands of Fate)
?Supporting Actor: Duke Moore (The Sinister Urge)
?Supporting Actress: Rita Martinez (Racket Girls)
?Cinematography: Brydon Baker (The Ring of Terror)
?Special Effects: Mauro Grilli (The Pumaman)
Makeup: Gen Mikels (Girl in Gold Boots)
?Sound: Ken Carlson & Lee Strosnider (The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?)?
Music: Renato Serio (The Pumaman)?
Costumes: Rebecca Boltres (The Creeping Terror)?
Editing: A. J. Nelson (The Creeping Terror)
Director: Arch Hall (Eegah)
Writer: whoever wrote “Attack of the Eye Creatures”
Lead Actor: Miles O’Keefe (The Cavedwellers)
Lead Actress: one of the women from “Angels Brigade”
Supporting Actor: Joe Don Baker (Mitchell)
Supporting Actress: Sharon Walsh (The Incredibly Strange Creatures…)
Cinematography: Herb Roberts (Red Zone Cuba)
Special Effects: whoever did “The Giant Spider Invasion”
Sound: whoever did “Manos”
Music: whoever did “The Gila Monster”
Costumes: whoever did “Prince of Space”
Editing: whoever did “Hobogoblins”
Director: Bill Rebane (Monster A Go-Go, The Giant Spider Invasion)
Writer: David Giancola (Time Chasers)
Lead Actor: Miles O’Keeffe (Cave Dwellers)
Lead Actress: Kathy Ireland (Alien From LA)
Supporting Actor: Peter Graves (It Conquered the World, Parts: the Clonus Horror)
Supporting Actress: Beverly Garland (It Conquered the World, Swamp Diamonds, Outlaw)
Cinematography: Bob Guidry (Manos: the Hands of Fate)
Special Effects: John Lackey (The Creeping Terror)
Sound: Robert Glasser (Beginning of the End and so many others)
Music: The Del-Aires (Horror at Party Beach)
Costumes: Whoever costumed Samson Vs. the Vampire Women
Editing: Jerry Warren (The Wild Wild World of Batwoman)
I’d also throw in Anthony Cordoza for Producer
Well, I’ve thunk looooong and hard on this one. I have to say, much as I love Ed Wood, my director in this case’d be Coleman Francis. My dream team combines the best of magical and dismal…
Director: Coleman Francis
Writer: Wyott Ording (Robot Monster)
Lead Actor: the great BELA LUGOSI
Lead Actress: Angelika Jager (Valeria of “Robot Holocaust)
Supporting Actor: Ron Anderson (Pipper of “Final Sacrifice) – I just need to hear these three try to carry on a conversation…
Supporting Actress: Betty Luster (Mr. B Natural – to liven things up a bit)
Cinematography: Masahiko Iimura (Prince of Space)
Special Effects: Yergeni Svidetelev (Sword & the Dragon)
Sound: Paul Allen (Monster a-Go Go) – I plan to have the telephone ring – a lot – in my movie
Music: Les Baxter (Untamed Youth) – I’ll want a faux Calypso number for Bela
Costumes: Jay A. Morley Jr. (The Mole People)
Editing: Bob Lusby (The Skydivers – let’s reunite my director with his favorite Attention Deficit Disordered Editor)
and finally I’d like to add an Art Director: Gene LaRouche from “Ring of Terror.”
…I need to work on raising the dead and setting up my Kick-Starter page
Director: Coleman Francis
Writers: Those plucky kids from Time Chasers (who freak out when Coleman Francis is
done with his treatment of their term paper script)
Lead Actor: Arch Hall, Jr.
Lead Actress: Kim Cattrell (because I think she’s swell, she rings my bell) Not in any movie? But the bots vouch for her.
Supprting Actor: The dummy in Devil Doll (who steals scenes from Arch Hall because his acting is less wooden)
Supporting Actresses: Beverley Garland and Allison Hayes (their gratuitous mud wrestling scene
(a brilliant improv by CF) is a highlight of the movie
CGI: The Overdrawn at the Memory Bank crew)
Costume Designer: Sylvia Lawrence (Soultaker)
Editors: Interns who worked on any of the Japanese Monster movies
Music: Well, couldn’t get Little Richard at the time. He was hopped up on goofballs. So Coleman Francis doubled down on Arch Hall, Jr. Gave him 10% of the “profits”.
Gaffer special mention: Guy despatched to watch out for snakes on the set.
Plot: Plot? It’s a Coleman Francis movie.
Director: Hal Warren
Asst. Director: Ray Dennis Steckler
Writer: Ed Wood
Producer: Coleman Francis
Lead Actor: Vincent Beck (Voldar from ‘Santa Claus Conquers The Martians’)
Lead Actress: Katherine Victor (Batwoman from ‘Wild Woman Of Batwoman’)
Supporting Actor: El Santo (from ‘Samson Vs The Vampire Women’)
Supporting Actress: Peaches Page (from ‘Racket Girls’)
Cinematography: Bill Rebane
Special Effects: Bert I Gordon
Sound: Paul Allen (from ‘Monster A-Go Go’)
Music: The Del-Tones
Costumes: Yvonne De Necker (from ‘Space Mutiny’)
Stunts: Alejandro Avendano (from ‘Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell’)
Editing: Sandy Frank
Catering Services: Ortega
How about Coleman Francis’ Manos? With Ray Dennis Steckler as hapless dad Mike, Tony Cardoza as the narcoleptic Master, and special guest star Torgo Johnson! Featuring Coleman as the pervy sheriff and Arch Hall Jr as the horny teen. All female roles are played by Ed Wood in drag, including little Debbie because children should under no circumstances be allowed near this production.
My idea for a weekend discussion thread:
The last character you saw from an MST3K film is stalking you.
How screwed are you?
Mine is the Gil-man from ‘Revenge Of The Creature’
Since I’m pretty land locked, I’m not too worried.
Oh, and completely inappropriate, bombastic music by Albert Glasser. (The cool light jazz score in Manos is, I think, the only aspect of the movie that doesn’t add to the “I shouldn’t be watching this” vibe.)
@ John M. Hanna – I’ve long suspected that Peaches Page could possibly already be a Burt I. Gordon special effect.
Director: Partially shot and abandoned by Hal Warren, finished by Herschell Gordon Lewis
Writer: Ed Wood (Recently rented THE BRIDE AND THE BEAST; only Ed would try to fuse INGAGI with THE SEARCH FOR BRIDEY MURPHY)
Editor: Sandy Frank
Lead Actor: Mikey from TEENAGER STRANGLER
Lead Actress: Peaches Paige
Supporting Actors: Bela Lugosi, Reb Brown, Tor Johnson, the guy who likes coffee
Supporting Actresses: Nastinka’s stepmother, the little girl from ROBOT MONSTER, Nuveena
Special Effects: Coleman Francis
Music: Mister B Natural
I can’t quite have the all-star cast I want, since Lyle Talbot didn’t do any MSTied movies that I am aware of, but here goes:
Director: Ed Wood, Jr.
Assistant Director: Coleman Francis
Executive producer: Roger Corman
Producer: Bert I. Gordon
Actors: Peter Graves (It Conquered the World, etc.), Steve “Hercules” Reeves (in a talking role, no dubbing here), Timothy Farrell (Racket Girls, The Violent years), Mike “Touch” Connors (Swamp Diamonds), Jonathan Hayes (It Conquered the World, et. al.), Pernell Roberts (San Francisco International), Joe Esteves (Werewolf, because the operative word is “casted”)
Actresses: Doroles Fuller (she gets the lead in this one, can’t be pushed out of it by some other “actress” funding the film), Beverly Garland (It Conquered the World, et. al.), Allison Hayes (The Gunslinger) and Marie Windsor (Swamp Diamonds).
Music: Don Ellis (Moon Zero Two)
Art Direction: McClure Capps (Crash of the Moons)
Cinematography: Carl Berger (Jungle Goddess)
Camera Operator: Vaughn Wilkins (Jungle Goddess – I can’t separate such a bad team)
Written and Directed by Bert I. Goron
Lead Actress: Beverly Garland
Lead Actor: Steve Reeves
Supporting Actor: Gamera(as randomly inserted by Sandy Frank)
Music by (proto Danny Elfman) film composer Albert Glasser
Songs by Paul Frees
I’d like the movie to have Cinematography by The Slime People’s William G. Troiano but I can’t quite see it.
Special Effects by the guy from Space Mutiny who lifted all his space stuff from Battlestar Galactica.
Edited by the Space Mutiny Trio of:
Bill Asher
Charlotte Konrad
Catherine Meyburgh
Because I don’t know which one was responsible for inserting the one character into a scene after her death.
For a discussion idea: since Pumaman is coming next week, if you could take over the mind and will of one person who would it be?
Nicholson and Arkoff present Bert I. Gordon’s ATTACK OF THE SIXTY FOOT TEENAGER FROM OUTER SPACE VERSUS THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN, starring Mamie Van Doren and Glenn Langan (in his rightful role). (I will confess that I’m too lazy to come up with the other stuff, although I think the guy who did the camera work for THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS was good enough to work in this context.)
Producer: Robert Lippert
Director: Coleman Francis
Writer: Bert I Gordon
Music by: Albert Glasser
Lead Actor: Ross Hagen
Lead Actress: Beverly Garland
Supporting Actors: Gregory Peck, Coleman Francis, Tony Cardoza, Harold Saunders, Dick Contino, John Humphries
Supporting Actresses: Mamie Van Doren, Alison Hayes, Cathy Downs
Comic Relief: Eddie Deezen, Bill Mc Cutcheon
A rocket ship expedition to the planet ‘Nova’, commanded by Rommel (Ross Hagen) and his first Lieutenant Phil Sanders (Dick Contino) disappears from NASA radar. The ship encounters a wormhole and travels back in time to Cuba, just before the Bay of Pigs invasion. Commander Rommel encounters Griffin (Coleman Francis), Cook (Harold Saunders), and Landis (Anthony Cardoza), and they convince him to help them topple Castro. Unfortunately, the Soviet Union blames the USA for the invasion and launches a nuclear strike towards Washington in retaliation. Realizing that their actions will result in the deaths of millions Rommel decides to try and fly the rocket back into the wormhole and fix the timeline. The rocket develops an air leak that can only be fixed by taking a spacewalk outside the ship and welding the hole shut, but they will not be able to get back into the ship due to a computer glitch. Droppo (Bill Mc Cutcheon) and Froggy (Eddie Deezen) volunteer for the mission and sacrifice their lives to fix the air leak. The rocket enters the wormhole again and returns to the present. At NASA the ship reappears on the radar and the wives of the crew, Alison Hayes, Beverly Garland and Mamie Van Doren worry prettily about their husbands, while Gregory Peck barks out harsh commands and chain smokes. The rocket vents a stream on Einstein-iam into the wormhole to close it, so no one else can tamper with the timeline. The resulting explosion turns all the crew into huge monsters and the ship crashes into the Pacific Ocean, but when the rescue team arrives, there were no monsters. Rommel was rescued, alive, well, and of normal size 6000 miles away.
Director: Coleman Francis
Writer: Nisan Takahashi (Gamera)
Lead Actor: Matthew Bruch (Time Chasers)
Lead Actress: Ann-Margret (Kitten With a Whip)
Supporting Actor: Hugh Beaumont, Tor Johnson, Bela Lugosi
The original film would be entirely in Japanese, and would then be imported and dubbed by Sandy Frank (with Reb Brown providing the voice for Matthew Bruch’s character).
Oh, I like this topic.
Let’s see –
Director: Coleman Francis
Writer: Ed Wood with dialogue by Coleman Francis
Producer: Hal Warren
Executive Producer: Roger Corman
Lead actor: John Reynolds as Torgo
Lead actress: Whats-her-name from Hobgoblins – keep her away from the typewriter.
Pretty ingenue: The girl who played Nastenka (sue me, she’s cute)
Supporting Actors: John Hoyt, Peter Graves, Richard Kiel, Tor Johnson, Bela Lugosi, Joe Estevez, Alan Hale Jr as The Skipper
Monsters: Torgo and Godzilla
Music: Albert Glasser
Editor: The one who did The Creeping Terror. Oh, there wasn’t one? Okay, Coleman Francis.
Plot: Not sure but it would definitely involve angora. On a mission for The Master, Torgo goes to Japan and gets stomped on by Godzilla. Joe Estevez shows up and forgets his lines. Trying to find Torgo, the supporting cast get on the Minnow for a three hour tour with The Skipper and find themselves on some island where Bela and Tor are working on a shrinking machine for John Hoyt. Nastenka screams (gotta have a screamer in a monster movie, but there was no monster). She may also be required to take off her clothes. Not sure what happens next because the director skipped out for some vodka…
And Peter Graves saves the world.
(Okay, nothing original here, but it is a Coleman Francis film. And besides, it may involve cast members from MSTed films but no one said they had to be playing the characters in their MSTed films.)
Oh, and there was no monster.
@Slartibartfast (Come with me or you’ll be late.):
I find it hard to believe that Lyle Talbot managed not to appear in any MSTed movies, but you appear to be right. He is in a few RiffTrax efforts though, including the Batman & Robin serial as Commissioner Gordon.
#6 If you had Mamie Van Doren as Lead Actress it would only make senses to have listed as Supporting Actress Her Bra.
And what a job that would be.Wink,wink know what I mean?
Director: Coleman Francis
Writer: Ed Wood
Lead Actor: Joe Don Baker
Lead Actress: Kathy Ireland
Supporting Actor: Sid Melton
Supporting Actress: Estelle Winwood
Special Effects: Bert I. Gordon
Music: Albert Glasser
I see Sid Melton and Estelle Winwood playing the wacky parents in a rom-com where Kathy Ireland falls for Joe Don Baker. With lousy special effects.
Distributed by: Sandy Frank
Produced by: Ed Wood
Directed by: Ray Dennis Steckler
All voices dubbed by: Hal Warren
Continuity: both directors of Monster a Go Go
Cinematography: (from Manos)
Editor: (from Red Zone Cuba)
Special Effects: Bert I. Gordon
Lead Actor: Tor Johnson (shaking things up a bit)
Lead Actress: Mamie Van Doren
Supporting Cast: Peter Graves, Hayden Roarke, Alan Hale Jr., Gregory Peck, All the women from Manos, Mr. B Natural, Robert Reed, Kim Cattrall, Robert Vaughn, Edward Platt, Roddy MacDowell, Hugh Beaumont, Kathy Ireland, Lassie, Gene Hackman, James Franciscus, Billy Crystal, Richard Crenna, Russell Johnson, Ann-Margret, John Forsythe, Pernell Roberts, and Trumpy
Plot: a mix of Red Zone Cuba, Monster a Go Go, Wild Wild World of Batwoman, Attack of the the Eye Creatures, and all those celebrity-laden, movie-of-the-week potboilers as seen on late ’70s TV.
Great topic.
But I will go off topic. Discovering MST in March of 1997 changed my life. While happy as a father of three sons aged 6, 10 and 12- I wasn’t enthralled by marriage, and, had considered walking many times to a new life.
MST provided 11 years of togetherness for me and my sons- and, a significant amount of escapism and fantasy for me. Work was high pressure (advertising), and, saving for college and other obligations were mundane and physically draining. During those 11 years, we watched the entire series at least three times, and, some individual episodes up to 10 each.
When Wall Street collapsed in late 2008, I lost my job, and, was in the process of divorce. Kids were now 17, 21 and 23. Met a new woman- during our romance, I let her know what a fan boy of the series I was, and, she told of tales of Turkey Day marathons in her college days- but, I didn’t watch an episode for about four months- the longest I had gone for over 11 years.
My new GF had minor surgery during the holidays of 2008, and, asked if we could watch some of my favorites. I responded, “they’re all my favorites” with the usual KTMA/Season one caveat- and settled on “Future War” Laughed our asses off.
Over the last nearly five years, struggling with our new economy, more job loss, foreclosure- MST has continued to deliver- along with Rifftrax live shows, on demand MP3, Cinematic Titanic (live show!)- and, of course, the continued legacy being slowly rolled out on DVD (some of my fan copies are mightily tattered).
As of late, one son has moved to the West Coast (he went to the Halloween Rifftrax show) while the other two are nursing low paying jobs here in Michigan. Economic situation with GF has improved somewhat, we secured our house out of foreclosure, and, the employment situation has somewhat stabilized, although the multi-national company I work for seems to be always in crisis mode.
MST continues to make me laugh, and cry. Over the past two weekends, we have watched:
Fugitive Alien
Fugitive Alien two
EEGAH
Beginning of the End
The Thing that wouldn’t die
I was a teenage Werewolf
The Phantom Planet
Hobgoblins
And, while they all made me smile, for some reason, Beginning of the End made me, and, particularity my GF, laugh the hardest. That’s the beauty of the show. Some episodes will just hit the right tone at the right time. I figured Hobgoblins or EEGAH would make me roll on the floor, and, well, I don’t have the rug burns to prove it- but I am humming “Vicki” and “Fish Picker” this morning.
Well- anyway- thanks Joel for creating such a show and, the rest of the crew- and, I look forward to the new SHOUT! set coming up, and, the new few months. WE have SCCTM coming up with Rifftrax- hey, life is good.
Director: Coleman Francis
Writer: Bert I. Gordon
Lead Actor: Joe Don Baker
Lead Actress: Beverly Garland
Supporting Actor: Alan Hale, Jr.
Supporting Actress: Kelley Palmer (HOBGOBLINS)
Cinematography: Frank Pfeiffer (MONSTER A-GO GO)
Special Effects: Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Sound: uncredited (THE CREEPING TERROR)
Music: Gianni Ferrio (DANGER!! DEATH RAY)
Costumes: Ramsey Mostoller (SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS)
Editing: John Colville (THE CASTLE OF FU MANCHU)
I believe we’re a playoff contender.
Director: Eugène Lourié (Gorgo)
Writer: Jimmy Sangster (The Crawling Eye, He was one of the people behind Hammer Films)
Lead Actor: Rex Reason (This Island Earth)
Lead Actress: Allison Hayes (The Undead, The Crawling Hand)
Supporting Actor: William Hopper (The Giant Mantis)
Supporting Actress: Mara Corday (The Black Scorpion)
Cinematography: Jack A. Marta (The Beginning of the End, Earth vs the Spider, worked on a lots of TV movies, including Spielberg’s, The Duel)
Special Effects: Willis O’Brien (The Black Scorpion, also did special effects for King Kong)
Sound: Albert Glasser (Earth vs the Spider)
For terribleness:
Director: Ray Dennis Steckler(TISCWSLABMUZ)
Writer: Coleman Francis(Beast of Yucca Flats)
Lead actor: Lance Fuller (The She Creature)
Lead actress: Angelika Jager(Robot Holocaust)
Supporting actor: Tor Johnson(Beast of Yucca Flats, etc.)
Supporting actress: Adrianna Miles(Werewolf)
Sound: Albert Glasser(Beginning of the End)
I contemplated having Vic Savage as director, but he’d just steal all the money and run.
For a good attempt:
Director: Robert Fiveson(parts: the clonus horror)
Writer: Vivian Schilling(Soultaker)
Lead actor: Adam West(Zombie Nightmare)
Lead actress: Beverly Garland (Gunslinger)
Supporting actors: Gene Hackman(Space Travelers), John Reynolds(Manos: The Hands of Fate), Joe Estevez(Soultaker)
Supporting actress: Allison Hayes(The Undead), Ann-Margaret(Kitten With a Whip)
RE: 32 and 33 –
But, we’re not trying for a GOOD film – we’re trying to create a new BAD film that COULD have been MSTed. Therefore, we can’t possibly have a capable cast and crew here…
:-)
You would place your faith in Blast Hardcheese?
Hmmmm….
You’re all missing the obvious:
http://megomuseum.com/mmgallery/files/5/0/torlove.jpg
Don C.
Tor Johnson as a romantic lead. The horror, the horror…
:-)
Continuity: Mary Ashe Gavin (Space Mutiny)
writer & director: coleman francis
lead actor: lance fuller (daring not to act)
lead actress: the dubbed blonde lead from Horror of Party Beach (the closest thing to a female version of lance fuller!)
Ann-Margret and Ray Dennis Steckler in my remake of “Silver Linings Playbook.”
All I got… :)
^^^ Er, I mean they would play the romantic leads, instead of Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper. Maybe Malcolm Atterbury could play Gambling Addict Dad (in place of Robert Deniro) but he’d have done a good job with it, so maybe Jim Backus.
(Probably I’ve gone off topic. And off the rails.)
Director: Jack Arnold (The Space Children)
Writer: Dalton Trumbo (Rocketship X-M)
Based on a story by H.G. Wells (Riding with Death and Village of the Giants)
Lead Actor: John Carradine (The Unearthly and Red Zone Cuba)
Lead Actress: Tia Carrere (Zombie Nightmare)
Supporting Actor: Grandpa Borgnine (Merlin’s Magical Shop of Wonder)
Supporting Actress: Patrizia Pellegrino (Final Justice)
With Special Appearances by: Clint Eastwood (Revenge of the Creature) and Ricardo Montalbán (Hamlet)
Cinematography: Vilmos Zsigmond (The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies)
Costumes: Olga Kruchinina (The Sword and the Dragon)
Special Effects: Rick Baker (The Incredible Melting Man)
Music: Ennio Morricone (Diabolik)
Sound: Les Fresholtz (Space Travelers)
Magic: Rando
Editing: Paul Weatherwax (Revenge of the Creature)
I might be imagining it to be more amazing than it’d really be, but either way I’ll still go ahead and say it’s my favorite movie.