Inspired by this week’s episode guide, I decided “Space Mutiny” hero Dave Ryder needs even more names.
Here’s a reminder of the names…
Here’s the list:
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait…)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
My addition: Crag Steelpecs!
Yours?
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@44 fatbarkeep:
Works for me. How about “Slurp Manly”?
Ratchet Caulkgun (I was just at the hardware store)
Zap Roundpec
Max Meatbomb
Shove Lungpunch
Buck Slingpelt
Biff Thumpmask
Slowermo #52 – Then how about Stud Steelcrotch!
Boulder Steakmeat
Roger Roadrash
Brock Buttchunk
Lob Fistgibbons.
or Pex Shriekman.
Thud Bangbang
Hoist Anchorchain
Punch Smackpunch
Honey Booboo
Rock Paperscissors
Lurch Steeplechase!
Oh, for fun! Let’s see…
Chad Chewsgrit.
Manny MacManpecs.
Thor Thyroid.
Slamm Suckerpunch.
… I could do this all day. :)
Bland Lunkhead
Belly Up
Head Metalplate
Big Hammertoe
Solid Glutes
Fang Dullpate
Squats McThrust
Whit Bissell!
I tossed the question off to a couple friends of mine and they offered these:
Horse Brickflank
Twerk Hashtag
Crunk Bigthrust
Flank Horserump
Burt Ripplethigh
Buck Hoofington Hardcheese
Rod Soldergun
Plank Roidrage
Stub Thyroid
Burnt Rumproast
Hardcastle McCormick
Tuff Tittytwister
Throb Punchburger
Mr. Grandmadaugther!
Jim McDonnell! (no wait, that’s me!)
Groin Girlyscream
Plank McFloorbuffer
Guns Littlenoodle
Hardpec Thighcrunch
The name ‘Big McLargehuge’ is silly, hilarious, character fitting, and (kind of) genius, in a way.
A prime example of just how great this show is.
Seriously!
Förked Spinecrack
EricJ Mikehater!
no wait…
Herc Cinderblock
Chop Squarejaw
Shove Leadpipe
Fork Knifespoon
Beef Cloggedcolon
Flash Gutclobberer
Squeelie McManWoman
Iron Balls McGinty (oh wait, that one’s already been taken)
Dancy van Steeltoe
Rex FistPump
Lump PunchBeef
Crash DrillFist
Thrust ManMuscle
Dick NeckTwist
Frag GroinSmash
Brick IronBatch
Crush FistHammer
RE#47:BTW, I nominate Johnny Longbone for Governor of California.
@ 73: Then he can solve their debt problems with corn, green peppers, chicken. Onions…
Grunt Graniteman
Clive Titaniumjaw
Heavy Stonespear
Splat Helmbuster
Blank Nounverber
Torgo Manosninja
Mitchell Softabs
Ken Rockyjoe
Vadinho Rowsdower
Clayton Robinelson
Granite McBeefSlab..
Zap Rowsdower
No. Wait. That one may already be taken.
Bang Shangalang!
Thunk Thrustmuscle!
Kitty O’Day!
Rex Riproar!
Slab O’Applecheeks!
Mano O’Mano!
Thundercleets Hugetits!
@ 77,
Are some of those for Spiderskank/Grandma-Daughter? Maybe there should be nicknames for her and other characters.
Kalgon: Ham Bigact
Lea: Hotters McWildshooter(for those who find her attractive)
Geri Osteohip(for those that don’t)
Cdr. Jansen: Nick Rosycheeks
HAM SMASHFIST
CRUNCH BEEFCAKE
SLAB MUSCLEHEAD
CRUSH ARMFLEX
BASH LARGEHEAD
Barge Widebody!
Lift Benchpress
Hercules Beefplatter
Tank Brawn-Nobrains
Mass Hugeman
Jock McStronguy
Beef O’Brady
Verile Hotstuff
Foot Craterprint
Muss L. Boundmann
I would like to suggest that “Gorilla Monsoon” ( perhaps the greatest pro-wrestling name of all time ) is in some way the great-grandaddy of all this wonderful silliness.
Catfish Chapstick!
Masten Thrust
Cal Cornhole
LUST MANPIPE
PORK HAMFISTER
TATER SALAD
SLAMCHUCK MCFARTSALOT
TITANIC BUFFMEAT
LADY GAGA
TIGHTCRUNCH MCHARDPLACE
CAGNEY LACEY
SLIDIN TOFIRSTBASE
BEEFY MOISTTENDERCHUNK
REX FLEXMANBOOB
TINY TIM
CHOPS GONAD
DIRK CHEDDAR
CHET CRUNCHNUT
SQUINCH CHUNKNUGGET
HAMM MANCHESE
TODD SQUASHBUCKET
CHUCK BACONBURG
FRED FLESHROCK
Thought I was using one when I made my X-box handle turns out i made it up myself:
BEEF FISTPUNCH
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