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Weekend Discussion Thread: More Names for Dave Ryder

Inspired by this week’s episode guide, I decided “Space Mutiny” hero Dave Ryder needs even more names.

Here’s a reminder of the names

Here’s the list:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait…)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

My addition: Crag Steelpecs!

Yours?

88 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: More Names for Dave Ryder”

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  1. Joseph Nebus says:

    @44 fatbarkeep:

    Works for me. How about “Slurp Manly”?

       0 likes

  2. Slowermo says:

    Ratchet Caulkgun (I was just at the hardware store)

       5 likes

  3. GizmonicTemp says:

    Zap Roundpec
    Max Meatbomb
    Shove Lungpunch
    Buck Slingpelt
    Biff Thumpmask

    Slowermo #52 – Then how about Stud Steelcrotch!

       2 likes

  4. ANGMEM says:

    Boulder Steakmeat

       0 likes

  5. robboss says:

    Roger Roadrash
    Brock Buttchunk

       1 likes

  6. Kevin says:

    Lob Fistgibbons.

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  7. Kevin says:

    or Pex Shriekman.

       0 likes

  8. Mills says:

    Thud Bangbang
    Hoist Anchorchain
    Punch Smackpunch
    Honey Booboo
    Rock Paperscissors

       1 likes

  9. Joseph Nebus says:

    Lurch Steeplechase!

       1 likes

  10. rocketnumbernine says:

    Oh, for fun! Let’s see…

    Chad Chewsgrit.
    Manny MacManpecs.
    Thor Thyroid.
    Slamm Suckerpunch.

    … I could do this all day. :)

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  11. Mr. B(ob) says:

    Bland Lunkhead
    Belly Up
    Head Metalplate
    Big Hammertoe
    Solid Glutes
    Fang Dullpate
    Squats McThrust

       0 likes

  12. NHCrypto says:

    Whit Bissell!

       3 likes

  13. Joseph Nebus says:

    I tossed the question off to a couple friends of mine and they offered these:

    Horse Brickflank
    Twerk Hashtag
    Crunk Bigthrust
    Flank Horserump
    Burt Ripplethigh
    Buck Hoofington Hardcheese
    Rod Soldergun
    Plank Roidrage
    Stub Thyroid

       1 likes

  14. Happenstance says:

    Burnt Rumproast
    Hardcastle McCormick
    Tuff Tittytwister
    Throb Punchburger

       0 likes

  15. bobhoncho says:

    Mr. Grandmadaugther!

    Jim McDonnell! (no wait, that’s me!)

       0 likes

  16. itsspideyman says:

    Groin Girlyscream
    Plank McFloorbuffer
    Guns Littlenoodle
    Hardpec Thighcrunch

       1 likes

  17. VeryDisturbing says:

    The name ‘Big McLargehuge’ is silly, hilarious, character fitting, and (kind of) genius, in a way.

    A prime example of just how great this show is.
    Seriously!

       6 likes

  18. Luther Heggs aka Number 6 says:

    Förked Spinecrack

       2 likes

  19. mstgator says:

    EricJ Mikehater!

    no wait…

       12 likes

  20. Jeff says:

    Herc Cinderblock
    Chop Squarejaw
    Shove Leadpipe
    Fork Knifespoon

       1 likes

  21. Mark Honhorst says:

    Beef Cloggedcolon
    Flash Gutclobberer
    Squeelie McManWoman
    Iron Balls McGinty (oh wait, that one’s already been taken)
    Dancy van Steeltoe

       0 likes

  22. BrokenProjector says:

    Rex FistPump
    Lump PunchBeef
    Crash DrillFist
    Thrust ManMuscle
    Dick NeckTwist
    Frag GroinSmash
    Brick IronBatch
    Crush FistHammer

       0 likes

  23. Cornjob says:

    RE#47:BTW, I nominate Johnny Longbone for Governor of California.

       2 likes

  24. Creeping-Death says:

    @ 73: Then he can solve their debt problems with corn, green peppers, chicken. Onions…

    Grunt Graniteman
    Clive Titaniumjaw
    Heavy Stonespear
    Splat Helmbuster
    Blank Nounverber

    Torgo Manosninja
    Mitchell Softabs
    Ken Rockyjoe
    Vadinho Rowsdower
    Clayton Robinelson

       3 likes

  25. Gary Bowden says:

    Granite McBeefSlab..

       0 likes

  26. PumaFace says:

    Zap Rowsdower

    No. Wait. That one may already be taken.

       0 likes

  27. Flying Saucers Over Oz says:

    Bang Shangalang!

    Thunk Thrustmuscle!

    Kitty O’Day!

    Rex Riproar!

    Slab O’Applecheeks!

    Mano O’Mano!

    Thundercleets Hugetits!

       0 likes

  28. Creeping-Death says:

    @ 77,
    Are some of those for Spiderskank/Grandma-Daughter? Maybe there should be nicknames for her and other characters.

    Kalgon: Ham Bigact
    Lea: Hotters McWildshooter(for those who find her attractive)
    Geri Osteohip(for those that don’t)
    Cdr. Jansen: Nick Rosycheeks

       1 likes

  29. Pete58 says:

    HAM SMASHFIST

    CRUNCH BEEFCAKE

    SLAB MUSCLEHEAD

    CRUSH ARMFLEX

    BASH LARGEHEAD

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  30. schippers says:

    Barge Widebody!

       0 likes

  31. Trilaan says:

    Lift Benchpress

    Hercules Beefplatter

    Tank Brawn-Nobrains

    Mass Hugeman

    Jock McStronguy

    Beef O’Brady

    Verile Hotstuff

    Foot Craterprint

    Muss L. Boundmann

       0 likes

  32. I'm not a medium, I'm a petite says:

    I would like to suggest that “Gorilla Monsoon” ( perhaps the greatest pro-wrestling name of all time ) is in some way the great-grandaddy of all this wonderful silliness.

       0 likes

  33. Flying Saucers Over Oz says:

    Catfish Chapstick!

       0 likes

  34. robboss says:

    Masten Thrust
    Cal Cornhole

       0 likes

  35. Roy B says:

    LUST MANPIPE
    PORK HAMFISTER
    TATER SALAD
    SLAMCHUCK MCFARTSALOT
    TITANIC BUFFMEAT
    LADY GAGA
    TIGHTCRUNCH MCHARDPLACE
    CAGNEY LACEY
    SLIDIN TOFIRSTBASE
    BEEFY MOISTTENDERCHUNK
    REX FLEXMANBOOB
    TINY TIM

       0 likes

  36. Mad Love says:

    CHOPS GONAD
    DIRK CHEDDAR
    CHET CRUNCHNUT
    SQUINCH CHUNKNUGGET
    HAMM MANCHESE
    TODD SQUASHBUCKET
    CHUCK BACONBURG
    FRED FLESHROCK

       1 likes

  37. MrTorso says:

    Thought I was using one when I made my X-box handle turns out i made it up myself:

    BEEF FISTPUNCH

       0 likes

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