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Weekend Discussion Thread: What MSTed Movie Would You Like to Enter?Alert reader “Gobi” has a really good one:
No question: Take me to Coruba in “Outlaw of Gor.” For obvious reasons. What’s your pick? Keep those suggestions coming! 94 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: What MSTed Movie Would You Like to Enter?”Commenting at Satellite News
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Ooh, “Girl’s Town” so I could borrow all Mamie Van Doren’s clothes! I bet she could teach me a thing or two!
“Young Man’s Fancy” so I can get squishy.
‘Untamed Youth’ to make out with Mamie Van Doren.
‘The Girl In Lover’s Lane’ to stop Jack Elam from killing nice girl Carrie.
‘The Sinister Urge’ so I can show Gloria the wonders of internet smut.
Master Ninja II as I’ve always wanted to be embroiled in fish hatchery politics.
GIRLS TOWN!
I so want to get flipped by a bad girl whose Dad is a judo instructor.
DADDY-O!
Yes, Jana, I absolutely and unequivocally /want some/!
Hike, hike, hike hike your pants up…..
I have to agree with Flying Saucers over Oz. Design for Dreaming, all the way! Woo hoo! (The problem is that the gown would no longer be flattering on me after using the magic cake machine for very long…)
Would love to go into Space Mutiny and play real life laser tag.
Red Zone Cuba. Dammit, I just want to find that tungsten mine. And get John Carradine to explain it all. Grey and desolate as it was, it seemed like anything was possible in Coleman’s world.
I’d love to try ridding one of those motorcycles from SIDEHACKERS.
Oh wait a second, been there done that.
Now I can’t because I’m dead. What was I thinking?
High School Big Shot. I wanna marry the girlfriend.
#51 I agree with you about GIRLS TOWN.
But I’d be Mamie Van Doren’s loofah.
Then I’d find I’d come out with piece of mind.
From Girls Town, Girls Town yeah.
I was just thinking along similar lines the other day. I think I’d like to live in the little universe of The Giant Gila Monster. Fun, small town. Cute “French” exchange students. You get to ride everywhere in bizarre little cars. The friendly sheriff will lend you some tires. The local DJ will come to spin records at the dance in the local barn.
It’s a fun, stress-free little world they have.
And even their local monster is cute.
The world of Prince of Space. Stress-free days of bootblacking, wearing a child’s sun hat, and knowing that weapons ARE USELESS AGAINST ME!
Zombie Nightmare: If I can’t warn Tony about the car that hits him, I’d at least call an ambulance for him.
#48
I wondered if i was the only one.
I’d grab some clown shoes and nuclear strength raid and rescue Kendra from those ants in Phase 4.
Or I could dopple into Fire Maidens from Outer Space.
As long as I don’t have to be a smelly, filthy, disgusting anteater, I’ll be in any movie.
The Horror at Party Beach seemed like a fun weekend place
#66
Woh! Total slam on anteaters out of nowhere!
Anyway, if you need a soothing, calm place to unwind go to the world of Starfighters
(nothing ever happens there) and eschew a trip to any island in the UK featuring
apiculture.
Project Moonbase..I’d love to be stuck on the moon with Major “Brighteyes.”
Well, I was going to go with Hobgoblins, since I miss the 80s, but I don’t want to end up at a place like Club Scum with the kind of people that go there….
So on second thought, it might be nice to go back to the 50s when my parents grew up – so I’ll pick Daddy-O.
From what I hear, it was a nice, semi-innocent time… plus the cars were awesome!
I’d definitely hang out on the 13th moon of Jupiter with the Fire Maidens. For obvious reasons…
i’m sure this topic has been done before. but i’d like to suggest the most profound statement you’ve heard on a MST’d movie. for some it might be ‘ But there WAS no monster.’ or ‘why don’t they look?’ just a thought
Okay, all you guys are going off to the lands of the lovely ladies. I’m inspired. I’m gonna crash the ape world of the future and see if they have any spare Howards lying around. ( :inlove: )
SKYDIVERS – So I can join the musical airport freak-show party and later buy a rack-o-ribs from Love’s Pit BBQ.
I’d go into The Undead to hit on Livia, but I wouldn’t STAY. For a short, Last Clear Chance, but I just won’t look.
Movie: The Sinister Urge, so I could revolutionize that “smut racket” with all the ideas I’ve picked up off the internet, I’d make a mint.
Short: What to Do on a Date, with a carton of smokes, bottle of whiskey, and some condoms. The wenie roast will never be the same again. Then me and the kids would swing over to the Rebel Set or Wild Rebels, because by What to do on a Date standards we’d be wanted criminals.
I’d hop into San Francisco International so I could slap some sense into David. Then a quick break to have a sip of Tab, then ride around with Clu and Pernell. Maybe disguise myself as a dirty hippie and cause some fights. If I get bored I can always catch a flight out of there, at least.
i’d go for the pure cocaine of cinematic ‘doppling’…. The Incredibly Strange Creatures who stopped living and became mixed up zombies. I think i would first “get my tickets THERE” i would steal Stecklers girlfriend (when he is going after stripper girl) , give her weak brother a wedgie, and join in that tripped out face painted zombie dancer routine. and i’d never know if I overdosed on drugs or actually lived it :-))
I wouldn’t mind going into Pod People if all I had to deal with was Trumpy (good Trumpy, not evil Trumpy).
I live about an hour or so from Huntington, West Virginia and have been there countless times, so I suppose I’ve effectively visited the world of “Teen-Age Strangler.” It’s alright, I guess.
I would like to go into Hobgoblins and Wild World of Batwoman just so I could slap everyone there.
If I was still a kid a Gamera movie would be a natural since he is friend to all children.
Horrors of Spider Island. Not for all the languid, murmuring, sex-starved women, for the uranium mining! It’s gone up in value a lot recently! Certainly not the hot women in their underwear…
One of the Spy movies would be good, because I could be a better spy or villain than most of them.
“The Touch of Satan”, ’cause I wanna see where the fish lives.
I dunno…Should I indulge my own mis-spent youth in the `70s by hangin` with super-secret-agent Ben Murphy in ‘Riding With Death’ ? It would be great to master the ‘fade-away-jerk handshake’ (and punch-out Jim Stafford)…
OR…Should I drop-in on my favorite Castleton professor in “Time Chasers” and show him how to REALLY have some fun with Time Travel…?
After all… So many options…so little …time.
The Rebel Set – then I could go to Chicago!!!
Film: Either Last Of The Wild Horses or I Accuse My Parents in a desperate attempt to woo Mary Beth Hughes.
Short: Robot Rumpus to fulfill my lifelong dream of throwing things through people.
Nitpick: If I recall correctly, Mia Farrow’s character in “Purple Rose” never entered the movie. It was brought up as a possibility, but it never happened. The crux of the plot had a character leaving a movie to be with her.
As for what movie I’d want to walk into, “The Touch of Satan.” I may have to avoid a lot of fromokaidal maniacs, but at least I’d have a lot of peace and quiet.
Fire Maidens of Outer Space. I will confess that I’d like to see some of that incredibly bad dancing up close and personal. I’d also shave regularly and smoke Chesterfields by the carton.
I would go into The Painted Hills and have the best dog that ever a boy did have. And riches would be just a montage away.
RE: “EPISODE PREMIERE
1993: Episode 501- WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD first shown”
–Okay, that`s it..I want to help The Paper Chase Guy save The Lost World !
‘Swing your partner by the chains….
~Cause Love is best, when there`s sweet pain…DOSEY-DO !”
I want to drink the water of forgetfulness with queen Lydia in Hercules Unchained and “tell her secrets”
Sooo many I could say, but I guess I’ll go with agent from harm, or maybe operation double 007.
If someone could just doppel me into Werewolf I’d get to hang out with all those foreigners in Flagstaff. I could pal around with pant-less girl in the attic and play pool with Natalie. Yuri and I could change hairstyles together and hang out at R.
Tormented, so I could go to the beach and watch others turn into seaweed. A Young Man’s Fancy, to further inspect Alex and Bob’s ‘friendship’ :shock: and get the reds.
I will say Catalina Caper, as well, it seemed like a fun time. My second choice would be Sybil’s place from The Magic Sword, it seemed like a lot of fun. Third choice would be the wtch’s home from Jack Frost, because it also looked like a fun place to visit.