I was thinking about how Gamera is friend to all Japanese children while Goosio is friend to all Maltese children and what would happen in a Gamera vs. Goosio showdown. That of course led to the idea of which monsters from various MST3K’d movies should do battle in either one-on-one or tag team matches.
I for one would like to see a giant leach take on a slime person.
What bout would you like to see?
A recreation of a DC vs. Marvel battle (at least the actors who played them on TV):
Capt. Tom Churchman from Zombie Nightmare (aka Batman) vs. David “Blast Hardcheese” Ryder from Space Mutiny (aka Captain America)
Other matches:
Mr. B Natural vs. Nuveena (Design for Dreaming)
Hugo (Devil Doll) vs. the Evil Cymbal Monkey (Merlin’s Shop)
Einstein vs. the Forklift from Fugitive Alien
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Mr. B Natural vs. the Gloomy State Trooper of Despair from Last Clear Chance. It would be like Bipolar Manic Chipper vs Existential Clinical Depression. Loser throws them self under a train.
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I’d like to see Ken and Rocky in a Forklift Grudge Match to clear the air between them.
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The Boggy Creek creature vs. Trumpy’s evil podmate. The creature is bigger and pulled out the tranquilizer dart but the alien took an arrow and didn’t even flinch.
Gary the were-spider vs. either Moonbeast Paul or Warwilf Paul.
The Crawling Hand vs. Evil Toy Monkey.
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Deadly Mantis vs. a Bert I Gordon giant grasshopper.
or how about giant Beau Bridges vs. giant Mickey Rooney’s kid!
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i was going to say the monster from ‘night of the blood beast’ vs. the thing that gives death with it’s touch from ‘teenage caveman.’ but it ocurred to me that basically you’d have some guy in the same rubber suit beating the crap out of himself.
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Godzilla vs The Deadly Mantis. Now before you say he fought some in “Son of Godzilla” they were smaller than the one in “Deadly Mantis”.
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If a 4-way Paul fight in Canada was televised on cable pay-per view they could call it the Paul Brawl in Montreal.
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Giant Beu Bridges vs. Glen Manning.
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Wild Rebels vs The Hellcats vs The Sidehackers vs The Clippers in a motorcycle Thunderdome (Sigh, I know, I wish we could just get beyond it).
Coleman Francis vs. Ed Wood.
Guiron vs a giant spoon monster.
Fire Maidens of Outer Space vs the Valerians from Space Mutiny vs the Brides of Manos. I think the Brides would fight among themselves, the Valerians would try to telepathically seduce the referee, and the Fire Maidens would end up up tying down the competition to the sacrificial bar-b-q grill.
All the different versions of Hercules in a cage match. Steve Reeves would dominate of course.
The Preacher from Days of our Years could compete with the State Trooper from Last Clear Chance to see who could get the most people to commit suicide by talking to them.
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Coily the Spring-Sprite vs. the Mothra Twins
Trash and “Tolberone” (Escape 2000) vs. Kalgon and “Big McLarge Huge” (Space Mutiny)
^all monsters, y’know
And really, I’d just like to see Rowsdower fight *every* MST-Monster.
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The “Deadly Bees” vs the killer worms from “Squirm”.
Godzilla vs. the “Shadow Lobster” from “Teenagers From Outer Space”. Keep a big vat of melted butter handy just in case Godzilla wins.
Oh, I repeated Glen Manning vs Beau Bridges. In this case, have Beau fight Glen from the first film. Should Glen win have Ron Howard shrink him back to normal size.
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How about the theme gangs from Escape 2000 led by Trash vs the theme gangs from Warrior of the Lost World led by the Paper Chase guy? If it’s a fashion contest the Escape 2000 gangs have it won just for their commitment to making time for dry cleaning their costumes while freedom fighting in post apocalyptic sewers. Myself, I don’t think I’d bother.
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Tor vs. Francis. The most fun you can have watching a fight, without the contestants having to wear giant, hideous rubber costumes.
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