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Coming next from RiffTrax…

Can you really blame Bill?

Update: As Rick Perry would say: “Oops.” We’re told the next release is actually this, another VOD title and Transformers will be next.

31 Replies to “Coming next from RiffTrax…”

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  1. The Bolem says:

    Trying to decide if the “climbing” shot was more of an homage to Lost Continent or Red Zone Cuba.

    “Aww, Kevin got the bunny-cliff!”

       4 likes

  2. MiqelDotCom says:

    LOL @ Kevin!!!

    “Now he’s just showboating his ass”
    (Danger Death Ray)

       5 likes

  3. Laura says:

    Just when I finally get the images of Kevin’s huge ass out of my head, I watch this again. I won’t be sleeping tonight. Why couldn’t that have been Mike?????

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  4. Buffalo Rider will actually be the next Rifftrax – it comes out on the 22nd and T3 is on the 29th:

    http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/buffalo-rider

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  5. losingmydignity says:

    Kevin should have climbed that mountain in his Santa suit from the live Xmas show climax.
    Perhaps that would have made Transformers a little easier for Bill to swallow.

    I’m disturbed by the wording of my own post…

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  6. The Bolem says:

    “I mean I DO have a red butt, let’s face facts. You ever seen my butt? Here, take a good look at my butt…”

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  7. kismetgirl88 says:

    Glad see they finally doing this.

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  8. MarcusVermilion says:

    Well how about that! Both Crows run off and then are dragged kicking and screaming back to riff a movie! Remember Trace’s attempt to run away before CT riffed “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”? Poor guy was dragged back in BY A LEG!

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  9. Krepta says:

    Watch out for snakes!

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  10. Ang says:

    Why is everything they do so dang funny! I was laughing my red butt off!!

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  11. Jake I. says:

    Why couldn’t it have been a shot of Claude Akins rump we were subjected to instead? Why?!?!

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  12. Ryan says:

    #6 Ha ha, yes.

    Wow, Bill is spry for an old codger.

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  13. Creeping Terror says:

    Did anyone else catch Mike’s plumber butt when he starts climbing? Awkward moment.

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  14. Herkaleez says:

    Ah yes! Now I finally have a reason to watch Transformers 3. Hopefully they’ll riff Captain America and X-men First Class, too.

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  15. stef says:

    That was HYSTERICAL!!!

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  16. dip says:

    I’d hate to shoot a butt like that!

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  17. sauron says:

    This is funny in all 57 states!

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  18. AdmiralKent says:

    Just to reiterate: Ass.

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  19. SAVE FERRIS says:



    Anybody happen to notice that Kevin appears to pull up ‘lame’ at about the 0:55 mark ??? Hope he didn’t hurt anything!


    I think it’s safe to say that the guys (as with the rest of us), aren’t getting any younger…… ;-)

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  20. JC says:

    I HAVE SEEN THINGS I CANNOT UNSEE! God, Bill, the horror of that HAT!! :-P

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  21. MissT3K says:

    To quote Mike from 300 “So, how’s my ass crack look from 50 feet away? Still a nightmare, huh?” As for Kevin – I think Sir Mix-a-Lot said it all. :)

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  22. Cronkite Moonshot says:

    This announcement makes me so happy. I watched this piece of crap movie when it was first available on Netflix (because when it comes to new Michael Bay movies I absolutely must see them so that I will know what I hate. Without that my hatred of him and his movies can never be complete) and I couldn’t believe that it was actually WORSE than the second one, which I thought would be impossible even for Michael Bay. Recently the Rifftrax fellas have been so good about getting their blockbustery movie Rifftrax out quite soon after, if not right along with the DVD release, and so with so much time and no Transformers 3 Rifftrax… the first two movies being so incredibly awful, combined with this new ones mind numbing TWO AND HALF HOUR RUNTIME… well I was afraid it all might have finally broken their spirits. But they have proven they are Conan strong. Now if only the new Twilight movie would hurry up and get out on DVD so we could get the new Rifftrax for that. That series is Rifftrax gold. Sorry Mike, Kevin, and Bill, for the torture you must endure with these movies, but your pain is not for naught.

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  23. Rich says:

    “The Bolem says:
    November 16, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    “I mean I DO have a red butt, let’s face facts. You ever seen my butt? Here, take a good look at my butt…”

    You’ll notice the violet diamond jumped in there last second, but I think the damage was done.

    I miss the fall in San Diego…

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  24. Gummo says:

    That was so funny.

    Makes me miss the fact that they don’t have a regular forum to do “bits” anymore….

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  25. Don says:

    Sample to Buffalo Rider is out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owRRmZSnICY

    “GUY ON A? BUFFALOOOOOOO” :-D

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  26. Zach says:

    hello all I’m new to the whole rifftrax thing and was wondering how I get them

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  27. Done says:

    Zach, you can either purchase the mp3s and manually sync them to your movie, there are instructions that are included with your purchase, when you order it from Rifftrax.com or you can use the Rifftrax Player http://www.rifftrax.com/player/launch which will automatically sync your movie with the Rifftrax MP3 commentary :-)

    Now, if you purchase the Video-on-Demand or VOD, such as the upcoming Buffalo Rider, the movie will be already be synced up with the Rifftrax commentary, so you don’t have to do anything except sit back and enjoy the show :-)

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  28. Kathy says:

    Seriously, I’m not sure I can sit through “Transformers 3” again…even with the guys.

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  29. Done says:

    Kathy, that is why you gotta wait until Rifftrax does their thing ;-)

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  30. @27 – Transformers 3 will not be compatible with the Rifftrax player. Paramount has been authoring their DVD’s in a new way that just makes it an impossibility at this point.

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  31. Cornjob says:

    “it was actually WORSE than the second one”

    Wha Wha What?! OH God No!! Trannie 2 is my Daddy Day Camp. When I see an image of someones face stricken with horror I think to myself, “He just watched Transformers 2”.

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