I’ll leave a hunks list to the ladies, but here’s my a list of ten hotties I
find easy on the eyes:
Rosita Arenas — Flora from episode 102- ROBOT VS. THE AZTEK MUMMY: Very demure, but you can tell she’s a tigress.
Wanda McKay — Greta from epoisode 203- JUNGLE GODDESS: She can leave her hat on.
Sandra Giles — Jana Ryan of episode 307- DADDY-O: Want some? Do I ever!
Patsy Parsons — Cleolanta from episode 413- MANHUNT IN SPACE: There’s something about an evil villainess.
Beverly Garland — Vera from episode 503- SWAMP DIAMONDS: I do loves me some Beverly.
Rebecca Ferrati — Talena from 519- OUTLAW (OF GOR): Tawny and wild. Cabot, you lucky bastard.
Mary Beth Hughes — Terry Williams from 611- LAST OF THE WILD HORSES: I think she’s even hotter in this one than in “I Accuse My Parents” and she’s smokin’ in that.
Alix Talton — Marge Blaine from 804- THE DEADLY MANTIS: Sassy, sarcastic and steamy. I’ve got a mantis in mah pantis.
Brigid Conley Walsh — Thena from 913- QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS: She’s got a balcony you can do Shakespeare from.
Donna Leigh Drake — Kathy “oh yeah! Moonrocks!” Nolan from 1007- TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST: Gotta love that slightly stoned girl-next-door quality.
How about yours?
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MikeK: Wouldn’t Crenshaw from “Boggy Creek II” just take home the gold in that?
Hmm. For comparative couples, how about
Crenshaw-Kathy Ireland
Fat Bastard-Felicity Shagwell? :evil:
I just remembered this one. The Princess Elizena and her twin sister from Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell.
Chris Waters.
I don’t know about Crenshaw taking the gold. I’m watching Eegah! again and Arch Hall Jr. does have a very pain inducing face. Ray Dennis Steckler is pretty ugly as well.
99% of those posting their votes here are on crack. Ofelia Montesco and those other beautiful ladies from “Samson Versus The Vampire Women” win hands down.
Besides…let’s face it…a Mexican vampire wrestling movie was a gift from God to Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
How ’bout most disturbing couple – Gloria from Sinister Urge, and Jack Elam.
Creee-pyyy.
MikeK (#100): Err. I voted for Daphne. :oops: She looked great compared to Fantazia…
Besides there are so many more unattractive women in other eps. Gloria from THE SINISTER URGE or the killer grandma in THAT TOUCH OF SATAN, for instance. And if we can count Film Crew titles, theres the fat Goona woman with the scary face in WILD WOMEN OF WONGO. Yeesh!
There’s any number of runner-ups, but my number one without a doubt is Yvette Vickers, who played Liz Walker in Attack of the Giant Leeches!
Re: Arch Hall, Jr.
He’s attractive in a certain way, but I think the problem in Eegah! is that he’s too young. By the time of his later movies, like Deadwood ’76, he was getting a bit better-looking.
PEACHES from “Racket Girls”!!!!
Any GIRLS OF MST3K MOVIES calender would have to include the chain-smoking lady from Deadly Bees.
Hottest guys? STEVE REEVES hands down. Maybe Dr. Mustache Love from “It Lives By Night” if you’re weird.
I had trouble getting my list down to 10 so I narrowed the focus to only villainesses:
by experiment number:
110) “Robot Holocaust”‘s Valaria. Ignore the accent and that’s one
hot robotic babe.
310) Ken’s girlfriend who has to hunt him down because he shot her brother from “Fugitive Alien”. Maybe not a villain but she does try to kill our hero.
316) The evil alien-hypnotized chick in “Gamera vs. Zigra”
417) The evil dictator chick from “Crash of the Moons”. Like a sexy
space Catherine O’Hara.
618) The Sultry, Manipulative Betty from “High School Big Shot”. Easy to see why
Marvin throws a promising future away for a shot at this babe.
624) Tundra, the head vampire from “Samson vs. the Vampire Women”.
Not the head priestess of the vampire women, but the manager type
that did all the ordering around. My choice for HOTTEST WOMAN EVER IN
A MST3K MOVIE
703) Truxartis’s sidekick/wife/whatever in “Deathstalker & The Warriors From Hell”. No wonder John Allen Relsen pitched a hollywood loaf during the torture scene!
802) The Leech Woman from “The Leech Woman”.
806) Allison Hayes in anything, really, but especially as the witch in the impossibly tight dress in “The Undead”
1013) Marisa Mel as Eva, “Diabolik”‘s oft-nude girlfriend and partner in crime.
Yes, Cisse (or Cissy) Cameron. There’s just something about an older woman presenting like a macaque.
WEREWOLF: ADRIANNA MILES, especially when she plays pool. Rack ’em up! (Absolutely facinating)
Steve Reeves and Colossus/Maciste guy(I have a thing for sword and sandal…)
I can’t think of any others, and actually those two don’t compare to my Trace Beaulieu fetish.
You know, the thing I love about this topic is that we now know the gender of all the posters. (Or do we?)
Top O’ my list would be Allison Hayes in any of the experiments she was in. (Even for her tiny part in the beginning of The Crawling Hand).Of course, Brigid from Delta Knights had me a bit hot under the collar. (I think it’s my irish-ness)
And for some reason, Serene Hedin also got my attention, looked for other non-Chuck Pierce movies that she might have been in. No dice, by the way, for those interested
Whoa! Start a poll or discussion involving sex, and everybody gets up for it! My top picks (there are many others underneath) for the hottest hotties:
1. Marta Farnstrom (played by Sirry Steffen) in The Crawling Hand.
2.Katrina Carelli/”Creepy Girl” (Ulla Stromstedt) in Catalina Caper.
3. The groupie in Pod People who invites herself along on the camping trip (Maria Albert?)
4. Liz Walker (Yvette Vickers) in Attack of the Giant Leeches
5. Doris Powell (Adele Lamont) in The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (the woman who almost gets her head amputated by Doctor Creepy Pervert)
6. Maria (Noela Velasco) in Angels Revenge
7. Nastenka (Natasha Sedykh) in Jack Frost
8. Vicki Robbins (Suzanna Leigh) in The Deadly Bees
9. Michele Casey (Leslie McRae) in Girl In Gold Boots
10. Eva Kant (Marisa Mell) in Diabolik.
Great discussion thread. Thank you.
Kept thinking about it at work and came up with a companion list of “Good Girls”:
203) Wanama (played by Armida), the primitive chick from “Jungle Goddess” who was the titular Goddess’s best friend. Wanama not dumb, Wanama HOT!
310) Tammy from the “Fugitive Alien” movies. She may not be the hottest girl on the list but I remember when first seeing this episode thinking she would make a great girlfriend. Hey, I was in middle school!
404) Betty from “Teenagers From Outer Space. Sweet Winona!
420) The pantsless blind babe in “Human Duplicators”
513) The sultry photographer’s model from “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die”. Those facial scars aren’t any where NEAR a deal-breaker.
515) The chick one of the henchmen was leading around on a leash in “Wild Wild World of Batwoman”.
706) Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith from “Laserblast” (and “Incredible Melting Man”). She’s hot in anything, even a bathing suit that looks like a giant pair of sunglasses.
902) Sheila in her underpants from “The Projected Man”
911) Sandra, the hot chick dressed like Robin Williams from “Devil Fish”.
913) Busty fire-crotch Thena from “Quest of the Delta Knights”. Oh, to be the midget that gets to stand under her and push up…
Honorable mention: Babs from “Horrors of Spider Island”. Certainly someone’s idea of a dream woman.
Forgot to add to my “bad girls” list: Paula Parkins from “The Violent Years”! I would’ve ran right up to that crime scene too!
Ann Margaret from Kitten With a Whip! Ann’s Jody was that special brand of crazy-sexy that really made for a lot of hilarious comments from Mike and the bots.
“There isn’t a shower cold enough for this man.” -Crow
“We’re about to see a political career come to a screeching halt.” -Mike
“The steering wheel is about to snap in his hands.” – Mike
“Uh, and uh, yes kiss her very hard and very deep and then slip her nightgown off her shoulder .. ” -Tom Servo
Zee – thanks for bringing up Patsy Parsons as Cleolanthe in Crash of the Moons. So right on! She does look like Catherine O’Hara! (Another crush of mine)
And here’s the male MST viewer person fan who likes guys’s opinion (not the opinion of guys, but that I like guys and have an opinion… not that I don’t like when a guy has an opinion, but I… eh… skip it…) opinion on or about the hunks of MSTied movies…
#1 – Michael Sopkiw, who played Peter “Skinny Legs” Ichtheologist in “Devil Fish”
#2 – Daniel Bernhardt, who played Jean-Claude Van Damme in “Future War.”
#3 – Chase Cordell as a lizard in “Track of the Moonbeast”
#4 – Tatsuo Umemiya as the whispy bachelor “Prince of Space”
#5 – Jonathan Hayes from pretty much any of Roger Corman’s films
#6 – Miles O’Keefe as Tarz… uh, Ator.
#7 – Urbano Barberini as Cabot (Cabot?) Cabot! in “Outlaw”
#8 – Peter Breck as the floppy lunatic in “The Beatniks”
#9 – John Philip Law as the rubberman in “Diabolik”
OH, I almost forgot #10! Torgo, of course.
And it’s his birthday, too.
Here are mine-
John Ashley (Stan from Attack of the (the) Eye Creatures. I have always thought that he was a hottie.
Michael Emmett (Cal from Attack of the Giant Leeches). Although his character is a letch, he was quite easy on the eyes.
Augustin Mayer (Mike from the Horror of Party Beach (the one who fought Hardware Hank on the beach). He was cute.
Mamie Van Doren definitely, better looking, than Marilyn Monroe, Also better actress and had her head screwed on tight. Also, better rack.
Also, Selling Wizard hottie (even with the mole on her leg)
I know I’m going to catch hell for a couple of my answers…
Raul Julia- He was hot no matter what, even in the horrifying “Overdrawn At The Memory Bank”
The Puma Man- Laugh all you want, but he was in the movie “10” with no shirt on and let me tell you…
Dablone- Wow. And full of chocolatey goodness.
John Philip Law- His shirt could have been off much longer in “Diabolik”.
Secret Agent Super Dragon- Again, his shirt could have been off much longer. And why put a hot, shirtless guy in your movie then have him cover his shirtlessnessnessness with a towel?
Oh, and…
The waterskiing instructor guy from the waterskiing short (how specific!)
Trace Beaulieu. Totally.
Cal Meacham from This Island Earth. And Professor too! Unfortunately neither was shirtless.
and Nick from “Time Chasers”. He was sort of geeky but he had a nice bod in his shirtless scene and kinda reminded me of a guy I had a crush on in real life.
So there you go. My taste in men is horrible.
Bart Fargo Bart Fargo Bart Fargo!
I’m blushing as I type but there was something about that guy in Laserblast (Kim Milford). I do have a thing for blondes. Oh, the way he drank the hell out of that coke! He wouldn’t even have had to get me very drunk, but his silence during the entire ordeal would have been much appreciated.
And I’m glad at least one person mentioned Oleanta. Stunning.
1st Choice: Allison Hayes!
2nd Choice: Allison Hayes!!
3rd Choice: Allison Hayes!!!
Runner-Up: (And for those still not clear
where I’m going with this one,)
Allison Hayes!!!! (Sadly though, no longer among the “undead”)
MST “Staff” Choice: Beth “Beez” McKeever
(Has there ever been a
woman who better
epitomizes the phrase
“cute as a bug’s ear”,
and yet, is sexier than
any woman has a right
to be?)
Two words: KILLER cheekbones!!
MST “Cast” Choice: Bridget Jones (Sorry about
that,Mike!)
Brigid is hot to me too from QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS; red headed, nice rack and nice accent. MROWR!!
I also liked Mamie Van Dorren from UNTAMED YOUTH; and have since referred to her as ‘Mammary’ Van Dorren.