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Now Available from RiffTrax Presents…

Kevin and Bill are the riffers.

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  1. radioman970 says:

    Wow! Congrads on that boys!

    Nice surfing! :lol:

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  2. crowschmo says:

    Now they’ll be nothing but corporate bitches!
    (I kid, of course).

    Does this mean that sometime in the not-to-distant future we can watch “Manos” in 3D?

    What a world!

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  3. Goji says:

    This movie’s as dumb as a post but visually beautiful. It’ll be nice to have a more entertaining audio track to put under those visuals.

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  4. The Bolem says:

    This movie does indeed deserve the Rifftrax treatment, but will they soon balance things out by doing “Left Behind”, or whatever that big-budget movie about the Rapture was?

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  5. Manny Sanguillen says:

    I say use the funds to get some old crappy movies to riff. Those are always the funniest.
    Come on ‘Night of the Lepus’!— Giant rabbits and Dr. McCoy! What could be better?

    I also am dying to see a riffed version of Bert I. Gordon’s ‘Food of the gods’. It has been calling for a riffing for so long I can’t take it anymore.

    I agree about that ‘Left Behind’ rapture crap. I hope somebody riffs that thing! It’s a mockery of the bible by itself, just like the pseudo-theologians (Hal Lindsey, Tim Lahaye, and that crazy little man & his nutty wife) which promote that apostate garbage. If Martin Luther lived today he would have riffed it by now. (it’s a known fact that Martin Luther used to sit in the pew and mock pope Leo X ‘MST3K-style’ while he was preaching).

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  6. Big Stupid says:

    This is one of the most riffable movies ever.
    For just one example, look for the scene where a woman is reading “Peter Pan” to a terminally ill boy – who happens to also be named Peter, in case anyone in the movie’s audience hadn’t gotten it yet.
    Mike’s missing out on the fun.

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  7. Bat Masterson says:

    Also, look (listen?) for the alarmingly uncomfortable part where a character says thank you, then, after a cut, another character says thank you again in a different location for a different reason.

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  8. MST3Kelly says:

    I would love a Rifftrax of ‘Voyage to the Planet of the Prehistoric Women.’ starring the multi-talented Mamie Van Doren, this film was directed in 1968 by Peter Bogdanovitch. it was originally a film called ‘Planeta Bura,’ or ‘Planet of Storms’ made in Russia in 1961. Roger Corman saw it, bought the rights, and enlisted the 27 year old Bogdanovitch to spice it up with some bikini-clad gals and extra footage. [there was an earlier attempt to Cormanize the film with Basil Rathbone and Faith Domergue, but I’ve never seen it.] Bogdanovitch’s version is a wonderful mishmash of cheesecake and decent science fiction.
    of course, what I’d really love is an MST3K version of this film, but- [sigh]

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  9. Smog Monster says:

    Maybe it’s the greatest movie about freak weather made so far, but I do not know if I like the movie very much. The second half of the whole entire movie is about an Arctic hurricane, they never really tie global warming down to the reason the horrific weather is occuring — infact, they hinder the theory by suggesting the same thing happened thousands of years ago, and the wolves looked fake.

    Please, Michael J. Nelson, et al. … give it right back to this movie, for the good of the masses!

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  10. HeatUpTheDeathRay says:

    They’d just best leave my beautiful Jake alone! :evil: Just kidding… snark away! Just no Brokeback Mountain jokes, okay? Those weren’t even funny when the movie was new.

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